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Old 09-01-2010, 02:59 PM   #16
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If the woman had known her Beatle lyrics, she'd have known to come in through the bathroom window.
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:02 PM   #17
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Being a Doctor just means she focused her smarts on a narrow target, possibly neglecting of the other parts of her social development.
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:22 PM   #18
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:16 PM   #19
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This is what I don't get - she's beautiful, has a nice career, smart enough, a good salary and the wherewithall to make it thru medical school; and she freaks over a bit of penis??

A cautionary tale, I suppose. Women take sex just a teensy bit more personal than men do - but, come on, Jackie! You could've written your own ticket woman!
I doubt it was the penis/sex that was the problem, more likely the romantic fantasy she built around it. Many people have trouble separating the two.
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:19 PM   #20
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Maybe she wasn't going back for him... maybe she left something in his house and wanted it back.
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:53 PM   #21
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don't care what kind of romantic fantasy, sex, stalking or whatever was going through her mind. No one sane tries to get into a house via the chimney!

Santa Claus does not count.
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:58 PM   #22
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:54 PM   #23
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From Gremlins, 1984:

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Kate: Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Billy Peltzer: What are you talking about?
Kate: The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:11 PM   #24
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That's bullshit, there is to a Santa Claus. He just couldn't get in because of Dad's dead body in the chimney, that's all.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:14 PM   #25
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If she was that desperate to get in, why didn't she just break a window? I don't understand why she was trying to break in to her boyfriend's house anyway while he was away. Sounds stalkerish.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:17 PM   #26
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He wasn't away, he went out the back door. He came back later and went away for a few days. Stalkerish? Well, yeah.
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:20 PM   #27
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Glad you've drawn a line Brianna.
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Old 09-02-2010, 06:59 AM   #28
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Glad you've drawn a line Brianna.
I'm not saying I haven't done it - I'm just saying I wouldn't do it now.





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Old 09-02-2010, 08:59 AM   #29
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Because your boobs have gotten too big?
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Old 09-03-2010, 02:43 PM   #30
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Oh God, I hope so...I love big boobs, even if I can't see them.
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