July 26, 2010: Sourtoe Cocktail

[Razzmatazz13]

Anyone else notice that the majority of the toes in question have something terribly WRONG with them? I mean, most of them had to be amputated due to something disgusting...

If you're going to have human body parts in your food, wouldn't you want them to at least be HEALTHY human body parts? BLECHHH

[glatt]

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

If you're going to have human body parts in your food, wouldn't you want them to at least be HEALTHY human body parts? BLECHHH

Yeah! Or even attractive, healthy, human body parts. Like what if they could get Angelina Jolie's toe?

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by glatt

Yeah! Or even attractive, healthy, human body parts. Like what if they could get Angelina Jolie's toe?

Or if matt Damon is willing, I know what I'd use as a swizzle stick.

[squirell nutkin]

Originally Posted by glatt

Yeah! Or even attractive, healthy, human body parts. Like what if they could get Angelina Jolie's toe?

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
... Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

I am just grateful that today isn't Friday, what with the recipes and all...

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

I am just grateful that today isn't Friday, what with the recipes and all...

Toe-Fu.

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by Brianna

Toe-Fu.

With a side of Toe Jam.