funny things kids say

[Whit]

From insoluble
do you also have manboobs?

      Nope, no manboobs. Not even close. Most of the women on my daughters mothers side of the family are quite heavily endowed though. The girl has just spent to much time around them.

      Now one from the boy. We were driving along and I reach over and pop the ten year old in the back of the head. Not hard enough to hurt, just enough to get his attention. So anyway, he goes, "What was that for?!?"
      I arch my eybrow at him and say, "You know what you and your friends were doing the other day and even laughed about how no adult would catch you doing it? It was for that."
      His eyes went straight to the road, and he got very quiet. After a few moments he finally asked, "You don't really know if we did anything," long pause, "do you?"
      I smile at him and say, "No, I don't know what you did, but I'm sure you deserved it."
      He considered my words for all of about three seconds and responds, "Fair enough."