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Old 06-21-2010, 01:10 PM   #1
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even my Mum will approve (she is very critical of my cleavage - she thinks boobies are inappropriate and tacky on someone my age and size).
What would she have you do with them? Don't most women your age and size have breasts?



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Old 06-21-2010, 03:21 PM   #2
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What would she have you do with them? Don't most women your age and size have breasts?
I'm sposed to minimise them - strap them down.
Not have them "jiggling and joggling", "bobbling about" or "really in my face". Yes, direct quotes.

At the football the other week she commented on the fact that as I was jogging my foot up and down it was making my boobs jig too.

Me - "Oh Mum, no-one's watching!"
Mum - "You're just like your father! So defensive!"
Me - "It's just because you comment on my boobs all the time!"
End of convo.

I felt bad afterwards, that I had over-reacted. But it was true, damnit. If she'd just commented on my foot instead I would have quipped back about burning calories or something.

I admit - am overly sensitive when it comes to Mum's comments.
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