The Other Day I Was _____ (Madlibs, cellar style)

[squirell nutkin]

The other day I was looking in on the Cellar, when, all of a sudden, a post grabbed me right in the brain. I said "What the heck, are you suggesting Gravdgr?"
Needless to say, I was hooked. And then I farted quickly, before I called my friend. Of course, it took lots of time to dissipate so this will finish quite quickly. I hope that I can waft it away before he arrives. And then the oxygen masks dropped out of the cabin ceiling because the stewardess had seen the greenish vapor. I went bezerk! I saw the air marshal and then suddenly it all fell into place.

When we landed_________ everyone on the plane_________ while we__________ to the tune of _________. At the gate, hundreds of________ sat ________ and ____________ as we crawled on our bellies to the baggage carousel.
"Well, that certainly must have been a ____________ time." Observed one of the _________.