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One of my friends tells the story of meeting one of my other friends (we'll call them Joe & Bob): Bob had just sliced his thumb damn-near off with a razor knife. Joe says (something like) "Holy shit, look at all the blood! Come on Bob, I'll rush you to the ER." Bob said (something like) "Fuck a bunch a gawddamned hospitals!!", and proceeded to jab his injured hand, thumb and all, into a red clay mud puddle. Then he reached back on his tool belt, grabbed the duct tape and wrapped hisself up, and proclaimed "It'll be fiiiine."
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04-19-2010, 02:10 AM
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