What's the tooth fairy paying for teeth these days?

monster · 03-31-2010, 12:18 PM

I think the tooth fairy here believes that it should be more of a token gesture.

squirell nutkin · 03-31-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

I think the tooth fairy here believes that it should be more of a token gesture.

Let's see, 32 teeth x 2 kids x $5 = I should have consulted you first...

jinx · 03-31-2010, 12:34 PM

Kids never forget the level of generosity of the tooth fairy - and it directly correlates to the quality of care at the old-people's home you get chucked into.
I'd rather throw some paper money around now than reek of piss and get smacked around by orderlies in my golden years.

squirell nutkin · 03-31-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Kids never forget the level of generosity of the tooth fairy - and it directly correlates to the quality of care at the old-people's home you get chucked into.
I'd rather throw some paper money around now than reek of piss and get smacked around by orderlies in my golden years.

Hmm. Another good point. I could throw the mrs under the bus:
Remember how you used to get five bucks a tooth and then it went down to .75 then to .50, etc. Well, your mom used to take the paper money from under your pillow before I woke up...

DanaC · 03-31-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Kids never forget the level of generosity of the tooth fairy - and it directly correlates to the quality of care at the old-people's home you get chucked into.
I'd rather throw some paper money around now than reek of piss and get smacked around by orderlies in my golden years.

Haggis!

03-31-2010, 12:18 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think the tooth fairy here believes that it should be more of a token gesture. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-31-2010, 12:34 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Kids never forget the level of generosity of the tooth fairy - and it directly correlates to the quality of care at the old-people's home you get chucked into. I'd rather throw some paper money around now than reek of piss and get smacked around by orderlies in my golden years. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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