Why I'll Stick Up For April

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Originally posted by dave
And if you were unjustly attacked, even though I don't particularly care for you, I would stick up for you too.

Oh Dave the saviour, I feel so safe and happy knowing that you're out patrolling these forums, hunting down these unjust attackers and protecting the innocent humble victims. Oh Dave, my prayers go out to you!

Knowing that these forums have a self proclaimed "cop" really puts my mind at ease. Knowing that you'll be out there to save me from the foul attackers will let me sleep better at night.

On second thought...it won't. In fact, don't you think that doing what "you" think is right and attacking those whom 'you' percieve to be unjust is a bit...conceited? Do you do this to make yourself feel better? Does your desire to control this board come out of your lack of control of your life?

But then again, maybe you're just this philantrophistic samaritan out to save the world....but I doubt it.