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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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They should water-board her... to find out about her parents, what her home life is like.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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It's a changeling.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Offer it eggshells - changelings can't resist them.
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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If someone is bleeding to death, whether they were shot 20 or 50 times becomes irrelevant.
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Although the age and weight may be important they could just as easily be irrelevent facts.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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The point was restraining a child that small - I was QUESTIONING whether handcuffs were really necessary. Thats all, move along.
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Read? I only know how to write.
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Average age for a 17 kg kid is four years old. This kid is below the five percentile. No, weight is not relevant - except for other factors that make it relevant. Of course other factors are not provided. Height was not provided - a relevant parameter. Based only upon what was provided, a child seriously underweight and a parent without apparent concern add up to greater suspicion. I like the waterboard solution. Flush evil out of her. Eliminates the need for an exorcist. |
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Or coldcock her. ![]()
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Duct tape. Covers the mouth, too.
Say, can you do a sleeper hold on a six year old?
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Another six year old probably could, but an adult has trouble getting the proper leverage. More likely to twist their heads clean off, like a chicken.
I'd go with the Helicopter Spin, or maybe just smashing her face into a turnbuckle.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Can you imagine the uproar if the adults had laid hands on her? Used physical force and manhadled her? Oh, the humanity!
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Ya know spex - I guess given that as the only alternative cuffing here was the better of two options, legally. I'm sure there is gonna be some type of lawsuit to follow as ridiculous as that may sound. This is situation is messed up no matter what.
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Let me disqualify myself for a moment:
I don't have children. I don't have any children, and it's no accident. I also have never worked at, or been incarcerated in a nut-hatch. I am not now, nor have I ever been a teacher or a principal. I was six once, for about a year. I have never weighed 37 lbs. That said, here's what the father of that six year old 37 lb girl ought to do, and what I would do, if this were my child: Go to a bar with a gravel parking lot (if there is at least one motorcycle in the lot, all the better, you're at the right place). Go in, pull up a stool, climb up on it, and tell this story. Then hire three--no, four--of the beefiest guys there (they'll probably work cheap, maybe free). Have them handcuff whomever made the decision to handcuff and commit a six year old 37 lb girl and beat their miserable ass to a pulp. Then employ approximately one gallon of Amoco Ultimate to set this wonderful person fire. But be sure to put them out right before they die from it. I don't care if the six year old 37 lb girl pulled a knife and held it to someone's throat, their solution was extremely heavy-handed and uncalled for. ![]()
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#29 |
The future is unwritten
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And what would you do if that kid pulled a knife and held it to your throat?
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