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monster · 11-02-2009, 01:21 PM

no rly? But he's being so patient about it -from July to now with only one post? He could prove you wrong by taking the quiz.....

Sundae · 11-02-2009, 01:46 PM

Hi to the newbs. Stick around, prove us wrong. We're worth it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ

Limey:
1. You see a man drop a fiver. no one else sees it....and the man is walking away. What do you do?...WHAT DO YOU DO!?
2. Did you ever get pee on your finger?
3. How long has it been since you played checkers?
4. Are you scotch, scots, or scottish? or sasnach?
5. finish this sentence: Long live the ________
6. multiple choice: A B or C?
7. Ever had a threesome?
8. Why do most quizzes have ten questions?

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

4 Sassenach!

I'm hurt, Jim. You haven't been reading my posts (too busy reading all those filthy letters I send you I assume). Limey isn't just a sassenach - she has a beautifully modulated middle English speaking voice. Think madam in a brothel you have to earn six figures to get into.

Anyway, I'm replying too. I pretend it's because I didn't get the quiz when I started, but that's lame after four years. It's really because I like quizzes. Paint me geek.

1. Instinctively I'd let the man know. I'd kick myself afterwards though. And if he didn't say "thank you" I'd kick him as well.
2. What a weird question. Any woman who has ever taken a pregnancy test has had pee on her finger. And those for whom it was positive have had far worse.
3. Does not compute.
4. Mongrel
5. Tortoises. Apparently.
6. C. No idea why I am drawn to this lovely letter. But I reckon everything delicious must begin with it.
7. Yes. But I hope for a better one.
8. No idea, I'm happier in old money (probably just a British ref)

lumberjim · 11-02-2009, 03:06 PM

methinks someone has been intercepting my mail

wolf · 11-02-2009, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john bainz

Ok, I've been a member for a couple of months now, but this is the first time ever that I am replying to anything... Thanks to you mister.

Thanks for posting. It really upsets lumberjim when you lurk and don't post.

Elspode · 11-02-2009, 05:43 PM

Hi, new guys. We love fresh meat. How would you prefer to be prepared? Horror, you're from Kentucky, so I'm going to assume BBQ?

john bainz · 11-04-2009, 07:34 AM

I can assure you guys that I am neither spammer or lurker nor any other kind of heeby jeeby creepy crawley... Guess I wasn't sure if I was welcome or not...

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2009, 03:05 AM

Sure John, pull up a ~~chair~~ keyboard.

Sundae · 11-05-2009, 05:15 AM

You are welcome John.

monster · 11-05-2009, 08:30 AM

Quiz time, Johnnie-Boy! answer the quiz. any quiz.....

(and welcome)

john bainz · 11-05-2009, 08:45 AM

Feeling welcome already!

monster · 11-05-2009, 08:50 AM

good. now.

1) Ketchup or Mustard?
2) City or United?
3) Top or Bottom?
4) Eagles or Cowboys?
5) Pepsi or Coke?
6) Radar or tw?
7) Harry Potter or Star Wars?
8) Tea or Coffee?
9) Sheldon or Brianna?

john bainz · 11-06-2009, 06:02 AM

1. Ketchup
2. Neither
3. Bottom
4. Neither
5. Coke... You can't top that
6. Radar
7. Harry
8. Coffee
9. Neither

capnhowdy · 11-06-2009, 06:44 AM

Neither was not an option.

monster · 11-06-2009, 07:12 AM

he failed! burn him!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2009, 11:14 AM

Nonsense, there is no fail. You're cool, john.

11-02-2009, 01:21 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	no rly? But he's being so patient about it -from July to now with only one post? He could prove you wrong by taking the quiz..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-02-2009, 03:06 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	methinks someone has been intercepting my mail __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-02-2009, 05:43 PM	#20
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hi, new guys. We love fresh meat. How would you prefer to be prepared? Horror, you're from Kentucky, so I'm going to assume BBQ? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-04-2009, 07:34 AM	#21
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	Hey... ... HEY!!!!!!!!! I can assure you guys that I am neither spammer or lurker nor any other kind of heeby jeeby creepy crawley... Guess I wasn't sure if I was welcome or not...

11-05-2009, 03:05 AM	#22
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sure John, pull up a ~~chair~~ keyboard. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2009, 05:15 AM	#23
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You are welcome John. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-05-2009, 08:30 AM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Quiz time, Johnnie-Boy! answer the quiz. any quiz..... (and welcome) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-05-2009, 08:45 AM	#25
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	Thank you Feeling welcome already!

11-05-2009, 08:50 AM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	good. now. 1) Ketchup or Mustard? 2) City or United? 3) Top or Bottom? 4) Eagles or Cowboys? 5) Pepsi or Coke? 6) Radar or tw? 7) Harry Potter or Star Wars? 8) Tea or Coffee? 9) Sheldon or Brianna? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-06-2009, 06:02 AM	#27
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	A's for your Q's 1. Ketchup 2. Neither 3. Bottom 4. Neither 5. Coke... You can't top that 6. Radar 7. Harry 8. Coffee 9. Neither

11-06-2009, 06:44 AM	#28
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Neither was not an option. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

11-06-2009, 07:12 AM	#29
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	he failed! burn him! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-06-2009, 11:14 AM	#30
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nonsense, there is no fail. You're cool, john. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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