Ok; you're undead

[TheDaVinciChode]

Zombie Vampire.

So, not only do I get to drink blood, but, I get to eat brains, too!

Life, with just drink, would suck.

(I'd hope the relative sophistication, of a Vampire, would rise above the obvious lack of sophistication, of a Zombie, so that I'd retain my intelligence, and not become a mindless, instinct-driven drone. Plus, with the Vampire's ability to regenerate, I'd not look like a rotting pile of flesh.)

So... basically... I just want the "Zombie" part, so I can eat brains, guilt-free. =D

[ZenGum]

Sundae: well if playing Dungeons and Dragons counts as well read, colour me literate.

Bruce : NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I will not be middle-aged until at least next year.
(Technically, 76 is average life expectancy at birth. Since I have lived to 37, my life expectancy is somewhat higher, so I can aim at maybe 80. That buys me two more years (38 to 40) and when i get to 40 I can recalculate again.)

Clod: You're only young for a certain time, but you can be immature as long as you want. I want. My inner child is in charge, and occasionally begrudgingly allows the repressed adult to take over to do things like earn a living.

The picture question is a good one, but I am overly wary about the internet. What goes on the net stays on the net, sort of thing. I am very cagey, perhaps needlessly so, about putting my picture or personal information on the net.
This does have a price. I have missed out on being in the cellar collage, and have never been 'shopped into one of Monsters creations.

Wolf: I figured you'd go for werewolf. And I was wondering about whether they are really undead. I put them in because (a) most humans become werewolves by being bitten by a werewolf, which would be fatal except that they survive in werewolf form, which seems like being undead, (b) they can only be killed by magical means, if at all, (c) they are believed to have powers to regenerate, and (d) I felt like it.