Oct 6, 2009: Piguses

xoxoxoBruce · 10-06-2009, 12:38 AM

What, you've never seen a Piguses?

Sure, Piguses were big in Greek mythology... oh wait, er... um, Pig uses...

Now you can scarf that bacon, wolf down that ham sandwich, and rip through those rinds, without worrying about the rest of the pig going to waste. Although piggy might be going to your waist, but I digress.

Nothing goes to waste but the oink.

link

Pico and ME · 10-06-2009, 04:16 AM

Omg. I wonder if the vegetarian I know is aware of how many products are made with pig parts! I was totally unaware.

Sundae · 10-06-2009, 04:34 AM

Pigs... is there anything they can't do?

BTW - they forgot to mention before the pig was chopped up it was a diver and a racer.

newtimer · 10-06-2009, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME

I wonder if the vegetarian I know is aware of how many products are made with pig parts!

Probably not. And see #20? American soap companies have always been buying pig fat from Chicago. I've never heard any complaints from the Muslims, Jews, vegetarians, vegans, peta or any other group whose members don't knowingly rub pig fat all over their bodies whenever they take a shower.

Pie · 10-06-2009, 08:50 AM

First rule of oink club...

birdclaw · 10-06-2009, 09:32 AM

Didn't the Beatles sing an ode to the pig? I wanna hold your ham

xoxoxoBruce · 10-06-2009, 09:45 AM

That's just not kosher.

dar512 · 10-06-2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdclaw

Didn't the Beatles sing an ode to the pig? I wanna hold your ham

The White Album has "Piggies".

blueboy56 · 10-06-2009, 01:06 PM

And, please remember that glorius item SPAM, and all of its relatives:
SPIM, SPUM, and last but not least SPOM.

spudcon · 10-06-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by birdclaw

Didn't the Beatles sing an ode to the pig? I wanna hold your ham

http://www.pigsareworthit.co.uk/video.html

sweetwater · 10-06-2009, 03:34 PM

Oh, surely somebody can come up with a use for the "oink". Not me, but somebody else. Might it be the audio for a perpetual motion machine?

Clodfobble · 10-06-2009, 03:46 PM

I once turned a collection of oinks into a dinosaur sound effect. I don't know if that counts as a use though, because the game was pretty useless.

Flint · 10-06-2009, 04:34 PM

Oh, wow--you worked on Oink-A-Saurus?!

Actually, I'm going to send you a $0.005 check, because I downloaded a pirated copy of that game...

morethanpretty · 10-06-2009, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newtimer

Probably not. And see #20? American soap companies have always been buying pig fat from Chicago. I've never heard any complaints from the Muslims, Jews, vegetarians, vegans, peta or any other group whose members don't knowingly rub pig fat all over their bodies whenever they take a shower.

Yeah cuz there are only vegan soaps/candles/bath products for non-vegans.

birdclaw · 10-06-2009, 04:43 PM

#36...inspired Rocket Ham by Elton John

. Oh dear. Is that end piece really called the chump? Never heard of it (as a pig part).

10-06-2009, 12:38 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oct 6, 2009: Piguses What, you've never seen a Piguses? Sure, Piguses were big in Greek mythology... oh wait, er... um, Pig uses... Now you can scarf that bacon, wolf down that ham sandwich, and rip through those rinds, without worrying about the rest of the pig going to waste. Although piggy might be going to your waist, but I digress. Nothing goes to waste but the oink. link __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-06-2009, 08:50 AM	#5
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	First rule of oink club... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	Didn't the Beatles sing an ode to the pig? I wanna hold your ham __________________ “The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”

10-06-2009, 09:45 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's just not kosher. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-06-2009, 03:34 PM	#11
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Oh, surely somebody can come up with a use for the "oink". Not me, but somebody else. Might it be the audio for a perpetual motion machine? __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

10-06-2009, 04:16 AM	#2
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Omg. I wonder if the vegetarian I know is aware of how many products are made with pig parts! I was totally unaware.

10-06-2009, 04:34 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Pigs... is there anything they can't do? BTW - they forgot to mention before the pig was chopped up it was a diver and a racer. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-06-2009, 01:06 PM	#9
blueboy56 Master Locutor Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 151	And, please remember that glorius item SPAM, and all of its relatives: SPIM, SPUM, and last but not least SPOM.

10-06-2009, 03:46 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I once turned a collection of oinks into a dinosaur sound effect. I don't know if that counts as a use though, because the game was pretty useless. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-06-2009, 04:34 PM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Oh, wow--you worked on Oink-A-Saurus?! Actually, I'm going to send you a $0.005 check, because I downloaded a pirated copy of that game... __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-06-2009, 04:43 PM	#15
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	#36...inspired Rocket Ham by Elton John. Oh dear. Is that end piece really called the chump? Never heard of it (as a pig part). __________________ “The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.”

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