I cant believe I just ate.....

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Conversation?

Ducks: Hi, handsome - how are you feeling (flutters eyelids).

Himbo: Oh. Err. Good.

Ducks: Is there anything you'd like to ... do?

Himbo: Uh. mm. Footy.

Ducks: Oh. [winks, pouts] Anything ... else?

Himbo: Mmm. Yeah. Beer.

Sometimes, but usually its like....

Me: Did you call [important customer here]?

Himbo: (avoiding eye contact) Err, I will, when I get back from lunch, what do you think I should say?

Me: Fucking jesus, do I look like your Mother.....(notice the no question mark here)

Himbo: ....[too long a pause for my liking]

Me: I will beat you like a step child in a minute.

Himbo: Positions hands under Des & Troy for the obligatory flex, he even looks at them both to make sure my attention is on them

Me: That shit doesnt work with me, make the call.

Himbo sulks away whilst I am TOTALLY checking out his arse and doing that little smile that says "I have to luv him or I may kill him....plus he is totally hot".