July 31, 2009: Beauty Pageant

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by newtimer

"...Her back high...rump that's not too big...The hair, of course, must shine...good head is massive. Her nose should have a strong arch in the bridge, sloping toward a bottom lip...A long neck appeals. As do long legs. And the judges examine the two toes of the feet..."

Before we judge their culture too harshly, keep in mind those are the same criteria used to judge the Miss Universe pageants. All the way from the shiny hair to the camel toe.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[dmg1969]

I like big humps and I can not lie.
All you other sheiks can't deny
When a ungulate walks in with an itty-bitty neck
And a bumpy thing in your face
You get sprung!

[Knight f3]

When the contestants come out wearing their bikinis, we need a guy to come out and hose them down.
:p

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by newtimer

All the way from the shiny hair to the camel toe.

Yep, I was waiting for the camel toe I was...

Originally Posted by dmg1969

I like big humps and I can not lie.
All you other sheiks can't deny
When a ungulate walks in with an itty-bitty neck
And a bumpy thing in your face
You get sprung!

THAT was inspired (and inspiring)!!
I wonder who does that rap, 'Sir Spits A Lot'?

[richlevy]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yep, I was waiting for the camel toe I was...

Darn, you beat me to the camel toe joke.

I wonder if they put Vaseline on their teeth? They probably have their own 'pageant tricks' to get an edge on the competition.