Please excuse my emotional distance this week

[Elspode]

Originally posted by wolf


I wasn't gonna start with it ... honest. I truly don't give a damn whether it's up or it's down, or even if the roll is replaced when empty. I take responsibility for myself in such matters. (That, my ability to shoot, and love for violent videogames apparently makes me fairly prized as a companion and lifemate.)

My wife doesn't care about the tp being on the roll either...she must not, 'cause she never replaces it!

Wolf, it sounds like you are most guy's dream woman, but there are other qualifying characteristics:

1) Do you like televised sports, no matter what the subject?
2) How many socks and underwear on the floor is too many?
3) Your man says he needs a large screen TV. Do you (a) ask how much it costs, or (b) offer to drive to Best Buy?
4) Finances become tight. Do you (a) cut down on the ammo budget, or (b) rush out and bring home reloading equipment and coo sexily that it seems like a great couples' activity to you?