bleagh - Page 2

lumberjim · 06-18-2009, 09:27 AM

the main thing is.....we all want to know who you are now..

we will find you.....oh yes we will.

classicman · 06-18-2009, 10:12 AM

Shut up Jim. Ya cockleberry!.

Sheesh - real helpful you are - try this link

Shawnee123 · 06-18-2009, 10:14 AM

I bet I know! I'm psychic that way.

And it seems way obvious.

lumberjim · 06-18-2009, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Shut up Jim. Ya cockleberry!.

Sheesh - real helpful you are - try this link

awesome!

are there a lot of EAD pics out there?

classicman · 06-18-2009, 10:29 AM

Another thread another time...

smoothmoniker · 06-18-2009, 10:39 AM

BAIL! DUDE, BAIL!

Show your significant other the email, admit you fucked up and weren't thinking straight, explain that it was a momentary echo of adolescent fantasy, then get down to work on fixing the shit in your own marriage that caused you to even think this was a good idea!

limey · 06-18-2009, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker

BAIL! DUDE, BAIL!

Show your significant other the email, admit you fucked up and weren't thinking straight, explain that it was a momentary echo of adolescent fantasy, then get down to work on fixing the shit in your own marriage that caused you to even think this was a good idea!

What he says.

lookout123 · 06-18-2009, 11:32 AM

Smooth once again has the winning entry. Apparently there is something to be said for being a moral guy in LA.

Flint · 06-18-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

You already know the answer as evidenced by your using the anonymous account.

Goddangit, why didn't I think of that? This is another post that should definitively put an end to this thread. Don't be a dumbass. Don't troll for people to give you justification to do something stupid and destructive. Pull your head out of your ass. And be ahsamed of yourself. For all of the above.

Undertoad · 06-18-2009, 05:14 PM

Thinking about it, I'm old enough now that I have heard this scene play out about 10 times, with various people.

Nothing good ever comes of it, in any of the stories.

anonymous · 06-18-2009, 07:54 PM

Thank you all, you've been very helpful. I needed to hear it.

Aliantha · 06-18-2009, 09:55 PM

I'm pretty sure I know who anon is too, and he's not in a happy marriage atm, are you?

lumberjim · 06-18-2009, 10:50 PM

his wife is hot though....

dude....remember this. the grass is always greener. there is a reason why her husband is sick of her shit. she farts in her sleep or she nags him....or some mundane crap.

your life is fine. stop being a tool, and make a point of going the extra mile for your family. buy her her favorite treat.....sing her her favorite song........tell her that you would marry her all over again. and then give her oral to fruition.

your family and your wife are more important than that old chick you passed on 20 years ago. she probably has vaginosis.

anonymous · 06-19-2009, 12:00 AM

Ali

LJ

Queen of the Ryche · 06-19-2009, 12:16 PM

my two cents: I totally understand how hearing from her probably makes you feel good about yourself - all warm and fuzzy - the prospect of something new and different and exciting, the possibility she may love you and adore you and appreciate you like your wife hasn't lately.........NOPE! Doesn't work that way.

Appreciate what you have. Fix whatever doesn't work. And what everyone else said.

06-18-2009, 09:27 AM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the main thing is.....we all want to know who you are now.. we will find you.....oh yes we will. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-18-2009, 10:12 AM	#17
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Shut up Jim. Ya cockleberry!. Sheesh - real helpful you are - try this link __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-18-2009, 10:14 AM	#18
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I bet I know! I'm psychic that way. And it seems way obvious. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 06-18-2009 at 10:29 AM.

06-18-2009, 10:29 AM	#20
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Another thread another time... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-18-2009, 10:39 AM	#21
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	BAIL! DUDE, BAIL! Show your significant other the email, admit you fucked up and weren't thinking straight, explain that it was a momentary echo of adolescent fantasy, then get down to work on fixing the shit in your own marriage that caused you to even think this was a good idea! __________________ to live and die in LA

06-18-2009, 11:32 AM	#23
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Smooth once again has the winning entry. Apparently there is something to be said for being a moral guy in LA. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-18-2009, 05:14 PM	#25
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Thinking about it, I'm old enough now that I have heard this scene play out about 10 times, with various people. Nothing good ever comes of it, in any of the stories.

06-18-2009, 07:54 PM	#26
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	Thank you all, you've been very helpful. I needed to hear it.

06-18-2009, 09:55 PM	#27
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'm pretty sure I know who anon is too, and he's not in a happy marriage atm, are you? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-18-2009, 10:50 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	his wife is hot though.... dude....remember this. the grass is always greener. there is a reason why her husband is sick of her shit. she farts in her sleep or she nags him....or some mundane crap. your life is fine. stop being a tool, and make a point of going the extra mile for your family. buy her her favorite treat.....sing her her favorite song........tell her that you would marry her all over again. and then give her oral to fruition. your family and your wife are more important than that old chick you passed on 20 years ago. she probably has vaginosis. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-19-2009, 12:00 AM	#29
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	... Ali LJ

06-19-2009, 12:16 PM	#30
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	my two cents: I totally understand how hearing from her probably makes you feel good about yourself - all warm and fuzzy - the prospect of something new and different and exciting, the possibility she may love you and adore you and appreciate you like your wife hasn't lately.........NOPE! Doesn't work that way. Appreciate what you have. Fix whatever doesn't work. And what everyone else said. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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