What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 106

sexobon · 12-22-2018, 02:20 PM

Saw this eBay ad today:

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It pictures a Non-Commissioned officer (NCO).

Yeah, that's eBay.

monster · 01-06-2019, 05:14 PM

I have a choice/am walking a fine line between being miserable and mildly amused so I'm posting this here and hoping that will win out ...

Towards the end, Beest's slippers were dying to a point where they were dangerous for his unstable self. It was not slipper season and he was a size 13 and had found only one brand that worked for his needs/preferences so they were kind of hard to find even when it was slipper season. But I found a pair online (at a $$premium). I was so proud of myself. Shame I didn't look behind all his colostomy supplies where I just found three brand new pairs stock-piled :/ (at the end of one season I found a shit ton of his size on clearance and he used to destroy several pairs a year so....)

sexobon · 01-06-2019, 06:11 PM

Thank you.

(I double posted to use that one)

monster · 01-06-2019, 09:33 PM

well also you have never had terminal fucking cancer with unpleasant palliative treatments that require suddenly acquiring a shit ton of medical supplies and needing somewhere to put them either.

sexobon · 01-06-2019, 10:02 PM

That's what made it easier for me to be mildly amused. Thanx again.

Clodfobble · 01-16-2019, 08:06 PM

Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way.

"Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.)

"Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order...

--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..."

Gravdigr · 01-16-2019, 09:15 PM

That's funneh right thar.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-16-2019, 11:04 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone?

Gravdigr · 01-17-2019, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone?

Oh, there's some freaky shit on my lil ol flipfone...

I just ain't too embarrassed about it.

Griff · 01-17-2019, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way.

"Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.)

"Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order...

--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..."

Ha!

footfootfoot · 03-21-2020, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

--A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs"
--A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag
--My son's EDM recital video
--That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer.

Umm, I realize you'll have to scroll really far back at this point, but you do realize we need to see those photos and a link to the video.

What's happened to this place? I'm gone for like a year or two and it all comes apart at the seams.

glatt · 01-17-2019, 06:00 PM

I have stupid random stuff on my phone. I use it a lot as a memory aid.

Gravdigr · 01-18-2019, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

memory aid

Sounds like an Alzheimer's medication that ya drink.

"Try new Memory-Ade. It's good, uh, er-glugglugglug- stuff. It's good stuff."

sexobon · 01-20-2019, 02:26 PM

"Unicorn Armpit Hair" Is the Best Beauty Trend of 2019 So Far

glatt · 01-22-2019, 07:37 AM

Squirrels can be a bit jittery around remote controlled robots. Skip the first 15 seconds, but skip no further than that.

12-22-2018, 02:20 PM	#1
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Saw this eBay ad today: It pictures a Non-Commissioned officer (NCO). Yeah, that's eBay.

01-06-2019, 05:14 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have a choice/am walking a fine line between being miserable and mildly amused so I'm posting this here and hoping that will win out ... Towards the end, Beest's slippers were dying to a point where they were dangerous for his unstable self. It was not slipper season and he was a size 13 and had found only one brand that worked for his needs/preferences so they were kind of hard to find even when it was slipper season. But I found a pair online (at a $$premium). I was so proud of myself. Shame I didn't look behind all his colostomy supplies where I just found three brand new pairs stock-piled :/ (at the end of one season I found a shit ton of his size on clearance and he used to destroy several pairs a year so....) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-06-2019, 09:33 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	well also you have never had terminal fucking cancer with unpleasant palliative treatments that require suddenly acquiring a shit ton of medical supplies and needing somewhere to put them either. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2019, 08:06 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Today, my daughter got into a conversation with a medical professional about our dog, and asked if she wanted to see a picture (not for the first time.) The doctor, being a good sport, says sure. So I dutifully show her the most recent picture, wherein the dog is sprawled on her back in a very adorable way. "Do you want to see the picture of her face again, too?" asks my daughter (this being the picture the doctor has already seen.) "Sure," says the doctor--and foolishly starts swiping backwards through the images on my phone. The photos she sees, in order... --A ziplock bag labeled "Rabbit Organs" --A gingerbread man decorated in leather fetish gear and a ball gag --My son's EDM recital video --That gruesome shot of my knuckle with a chunk taken out of it from the mandolin slicer. It was only at that point that I managed to get the phone out of her hands and say, "Let me go ahead and scroll, it's pretty far back..." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-16-2019, 09:15 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's funneh right thar. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-06-2019, 06:11 PM	#3
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Thank you. (I double posted to use that one)

01-06-2019, 10:02 PM	#5
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	That's what made it easier for me to be mildly amused. Thanx again.

01-16-2019, 11:04 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Am I the only one who doesn't have embarrassing pictures on the phone? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-17-2019, 06:00 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I have stupid random stuff on my phone. I use it a lot as a memory aid.

01-20-2019, 02:26 PM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	"Januhairy" "Unicorn Armpit Hair" Is the Best Beauty Trend of 2019 So Far

01-22-2019, 07:37 AM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Squirrels can be a bit jittery around remote controlled robots. Skip the first 15 seconds, but skip no further than that.

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