Star Fleet gift shop

Beestie · 04-22-2009, 04:44 AM

No Star Trek cadet worth his weight in tribles would be caught dead without one of these bad boys. Whether chowing down while plotting your escape from Unimatrix 1 or taking a snack break from re-programming a Dreadnaught missle, there is no substitute for the Star Trek spork.

They are only making 1,701 of them. Get yours here.

Excuse me, Mr. Spork.. SPOCK.. can you pass me that bowl of creamy, delicious Klingon Skull Stew?

Trilby · 04-22-2009, 04:46 AM

oh, the nerds are gonna be burning up their credit cards for this baby.

have fun, nerds!

*punches nerds on way out to smoke ciggie*

DanaC · 04-22-2009, 04:56 AM

Oww!

Sundae · 04-22-2009, 05:12 AM

I'd buy them!
If they were the ones that had been in Simon Pegg's mouth... heheheh

SteveDallas · 04-22-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

oh, the nerds are gonna be burning up their credit cards for this baby.

have fun, nerds!

*punches nerds on way out to smoke ciggie*

Notice they don't include a full place setting... they want to make sure we don't injure ourselves in our maladroitness.

Have you seen this other bit of Star Trek-inspired merchandise?

Trilby · 04-22-2009, 01:31 PM

Her boobs look like they want to escape...you nerds prolly like that though.

Sundae · 04-22-2009, 01:41 PM

Quote:

The boning used is European Steel

I think I've had a bit of that in my time

DanaC · 04-22-2009, 02:04 PM

Ooer Missus!

SteveDallas · 04-22-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Her boobs look like they want to escape...you nerds prolly like that though.

No, we're threatened by them. We prefer them to be safely restrained where they won't cause any trouble. (BTW I'm no expert but that doesn't look like a 30 inch bust to me.)

richlevy · 04-22-2009, 08:12 PM

Hasn't anyone noticed that she's wearing a red uniform? The poor girl does not have long to live.

My guess is that the corset is going to fail and she will be subjected to explosive decompression.

Beestie · 04-24-2009, 05:07 PM

W00t! My spork arrived - I got #30. My inner geek is appeased. For now...

Cloud · 04-24-2009, 06:53 PM

stay out of the gift shop at the Star Trek Experience in Vegas, then.

I think I've seen paradise. Or is that . . . pair o' dice?

jinx · 04-24-2009, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

(BTW I'm no expert but that doesn't look like a 30 inch bust to me.)

What's it look like to you?

SteveDallas · 04-24-2009, 07:46 PM

More than 30 inches. But like I said, I'm not an expert.

jinx · 04-24-2009, 08:30 PM

I would have guessed bigger too, or at least a bigger difference between bust and waist. She's gotta be tiny... like 4 ft tall or something.

04-22-2009, 04:44 AM	#1
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Star Fleet gift shop No Star Trek cadet worth his weight in tribles would be caught dead without one of these bad boys. Whether chowing down while plotting your escape from Unimatrix 1 or taking a snack break from re-programming a Dreadnaught missle, there is no substitute for the Star Trek spork. They are only making 1,701 of them. Get yours here. Excuse me, Mr. Spork.. SPOCK.. can you pass me that bowl of creamy, delicious Klingon Skull Stew? Attached Images __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

04-22-2009, 04:46 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	oh, the nerds are gonna be burning up their credit cards for this baby. have fun, nerds! punches nerds on way out to smoke ciggie __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-22-2009, 05:12 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'd buy them! If they were the ones that had been in Simon Pegg's mouth... heheheh __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-22-2009, 01:31 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Her boobs look like they want to escape...you nerds prolly like that though. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-22-2009, 08:12 PM	#10
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Hasn't anyone noticed that she's wearing a red uniform? The poor girl does not have long to live. My guess is that the corset is going to fail and she will be subjected to explosive decompression. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

04-22-2009, 04:56 AM	#3
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Oww!

04-22-2009, 02:04 PM	#8
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Ooer Missus!

04-24-2009, 05:07 PM	#11
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	W00t! My spork arrived - I got #30. My inner geek is appeased. For now... __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

04-24-2009, 06:53 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	stay out of the gift shop at the Star Trek Experience in Vegas, then. I think I've seen paradise. Or is that . . . pair o' dice? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-24-2009, 07:46 PM	#14
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	More than 30 inches. But like I said, I'm not an expert.

04-24-2009, 08:30 PM	#15
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I would have guessed bigger too, or at least a bigger difference between bust and waist. She's gotta be tiny... like 4 ft tall or something. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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