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			 When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? 
			
			
			
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			WTF are toast points?  Are they part of toast darts?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. 
			
			
			
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	If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you. 
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			 dar512 is now Pete Zicato 
			
			
			
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	"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller  | 
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			 Has Body Temperature 
			
			
			
			Join Date: Oct 2003 
				Location: I come from a land downunder 
				
				
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			Oh thats just sick! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Whyyyyyyyyy? I'm nearly dry reaching just thinking about the possibilities of that. Ewwwwwwwwwww 
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			 Doctor Wtf 
			
			
			
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			The bacon flavoured personal lubricant is the most WTFy thing yet.  Wow. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I wonder if a bacon AK-47 would become halal if you used it to kill infidels. 
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	Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.  | 
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			 It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. 
			
			
			
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			Good question.  On a related note, is getting 72 virgins really that wonderful?  I mean, honestly, can you imagine being the only guy stuck in a room of 72 women all cycling on their periods at the same time?  Sounds like a lousy way to spend eternity.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Radical Centrist 
			
			
			
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			As someone smarter than me said... after about 10 virgins in, you'd want a pro!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Cantankerous Incantonator 
			
			
			
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			dennis miller 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I would TOTALLY buy these.  I'd use them on my first graders and laugh my head off.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 The Un-Tuckian 
			
			
			
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			[Andrew Dice Clay]Make her taste like the pig that she is...[/Andrew Dice Clay] 
		
		
		
			 
		
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			 is fleeing the scene 
			
			
			
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	Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.  | 
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