Tiki Bitches About...

Originally Posted by Brianna

spray her with the hose, first thing. that'll dampen her spirits.

srsly, does she get up and down loads of coffee? You could secrectly switch it to decaf...just a thought.

No, she's just naturally chatty in the mornings. Used to drive her boyfriend nuts too.

I think I'm really ill-suited to live with people, because I like to be left alone almost all the time. I don't at all mind being written at, but being talked at is like nails on a chalkboard.

Maybe I need to keep a spray bottle on my desk, and as soon as she starts talking I'll squirt her.