Conspiriocracy

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Originally Posted by Flint

We live in conspiriocracy; a conspiratorial, dictatorial, anti-inflammocracy.

I thought I invented another word. Well, I googled it and only got three hits .

Properly speaking, shouldn't it be conspirocracy?

In any case, this is obvious.

When people ask me why I hate America, I am honestly puzzled...until I realize that they are talking about The United States, which is a different - and far inferior thing - altogether. The United States is a collection of fat retards with an entitlement complex, who couldn't function in America to save their lives.

Let's get one thing perfectly clear: John Wayne and Nancy Pelosi and Ronald Reagan do not represent America. No, they represented the willfully ignorant know-nothings that took the United States and shat all over it, while the citizens of said shithole lapped it up and begged for more. No, if you want AMERICA, you have to look farther back, to freaks like Patrick Henry and Benjamin Franklin, who faced a noose for freedom and STILL had time to get their monkey on like HEROES.

And who, today, stands for America? Who, today, stands for really scary freedom and badfun? Do YOU? Have you puked blood and shat out intestines in pursuit of a good time? Have you stomped around like a madman while braying obscenities at people who tried to tell you that freedom is a magnetic sticky and the right to agree with the president in wartime or that if you disagree with a (supposedly) different president, you're a racist? Have you rejected the safety and warmth of the sty, and laughed at the piggies who stay inside and tell you to shut up and sit down like a GOOD American?

I was born for this shit. I was born for America, and I've about fucking had it with the jackasses that drag my dream around like a drugged date.

For fuck's sake.