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Old 01-14-2009, 02:45 PM   #11
Nirvana
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.

He gives the young boy
3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face.
The Father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping
him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.


Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.


A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business
suit, is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.


Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, then ever
so firmly.

After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.


Releasing the boys testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and
walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as
he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over
to the woman and starts thanking her, saying,"I've never seen anybody do
anything like that before.

It was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"
"No," replied the woman. "Divorce attorney".
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