Little Teenage Bitch thread - Page 11

Ibby · 11-10-2008, 08:58 AM

was that 'thanks for sharing' a little sarcastic?
cuz if it was i could cut back a little on the TMI...

Undertoad · 11-10-2008, 09:35 AM

I for one don't mind at all... if you don't. My only concern is that, a few years from now, you'll be asking why I can't delete all your posts.

lumberjim · 11-10-2008, 10:18 AM

now....the title of this thread is Little Teenage Bitch thread, right? And I'm gathering from reading the last few posts only, that you are now bragging about getting laid and blowed and stuff....not bitching or referencing some other bitch.....

so, now....since this has become a what's new in Ibram's world thread..(which is just fine by me, so dont think i'm bitching at you)....it would seem that YOU, Ibram, have become the 'Little teenage bitch' referenced in the title.

Clodfobble · 11-10-2008, 11:17 AM

You would have saved so much energy if you'd called it the "Little Teenage Bitching" thread to begin with.

Sheldonrs · 11-10-2008, 12:32 PM

I'm surprised nobody has asked if Ib "reciprocated" with the oral pleasuring. Time to give your lady some lip service Ibby. hehehe

Ibby · 11-10-2008, 04:41 PM

i tried! she didn't want me to. I did do a little work with my hands though...

and LJ, the point of the whole thread is that, yes, I am the little teenage bitch, and this thread was started so i could idly bitch about romance&shit.
i wasn't expecting things to start going my way, when i made the thread...

ZenGum · 11-10-2008, 05:34 PM

Forget the spermicide. It is no longer sold (here, at least) because it isn't very effective.

Condoms, the pill, maybe an IUD are your main options I think. Oh yeah and abstinence. That's the secret. Abstinence.

Seriously, combining condoms and the pill is probably the safest. You two are such young and fertile little puppies, you probably shouldn't even eat wholegrain crackers in bed, in case they germinate. Try explaining THAT to her parents!

Aliantha · 11-10-2008, 05:50 PM

You could also try avoiding sex around the time she's ovulating (which is generally 12 - 16 days after the first day of her last period).

Undertoad · 11-10-2008, 05:52 PM

There's all sorts of new options including a vaginal ring, a patch, three-month injection.

Aliantha · 11-10-2008, 06:00 PM

Those injections are a bit tricky sometimes. They can affect some women emotionally in that they react with the hormones naturally produced and can cause depression and other nasty side effects such as mood swings and get this...loss of sex drive.

If I had a teenage daughter, I'd be using those injections as a last resort.

Sundae · 11-10-2008, 06:08 PM

I was on the injections for years with no problems. I'd recommend them personally. But then I'd recommend the implant even more. It's good not to have to remember to take something, and not to have it affected by illness.

But as Ali says, she needs to be fully aware of potential side effects before she uses any medical form of birth control.

Aliantha · 11-10-2008, 06:10 PM

I was speaking from personal experience with the injections, so it definitely happens. I was a lunatic for about 6 months. lol Some might even argue that I've never fully recovered.

morethanpretty · 11-10-2008, 07:14 PM

*Ahem* avoiding comments about Ali...

I know at least 1 person who had serious issues with the injections. Had some inflammatory issues even.
I personally love the pill, i don't mind takin it since i already got to take vitamins everyday (everyone should!).
Spermicide is just more mess to add to your already awkward situation with condoms. Although, some condoms come with that already built in I believe. I'd say if she doesn't want the pill (which would do great for her skin, regulation, and mood swings anyway), ask her about tryin a IUD. If she's hesitant about goin to the gyno for that stuff
A) She's sexually active, too bad, she has to
B) offer to go with her (and pay half)

OH and congratulations!!!
Why is she hesitant about you giving her oral? I have some great tips (for her and you) about getting over that nervousness...I had it too.

Ibby · 11-10-2008, 09:02 PM

she can't get the pill without her mother, and, well...
no telling the mother.

so we're sorta stuck for a while it looks like.

Juniper · 11-10-2008, 09:09 PM

Are you sure? I did, way back when.

Only catch was that we (bf and I) had to pay the whole bill, no insurance claim.

But I guess it depends on your local laws.

Oh, what memories. One time I went to the doctor for that female stuff - I think I was 17 - and we'd had a bunch of snow the day before. I was driving this big Chevy sedan and *got stuck* in the parking lot. Oh my GOD I was scared. It was supposed to be a SECRET and here I'd have to call my parents to get me unstuck. Fortunately I was able to rock my way out of it, whew!

Now, Ib, as a mom...obviously I have no idea what her parents are like...but if my daughter were to find herself in this situation I would hope she would come to me. I'd be sad and disapproving, but all parents were once horny teenagers too. I'd be proud of her for taking responsibility for it instead of just hoping for the best. So you never know; don't discount it as an option - it is better than having an Ibby Jr.

11-10-2008, 08:58 AM	#151
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	was that 'thanks for sharing' a little sarcastic? cuz if it was i could cut back a little on the TMI... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-10-2008, 10:18 AM	#153
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	now....the title of this thread is Little Teenage Bitch thread, right? And I'm gathering from reading the last few posts only, that you are now bragging about getting laid and blowed and stuff....not bitching or referencing some other bitch..... so, now....since this has become a what's new in Ibram's world thread..(which is just fine by me, so dont think i'm bitching at you)....it would seem that YOU, Ibram, have become the 'Little teenage bitch' referenced in the title. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-10-2008, 11:17 AM	#154
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You would have saved so much energy if you'd called it the "Little Teenage Bitching" thread to begin with. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-10-2008, 12:32 PM	#155
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I'm surprised nobody has asked if Ib "reciprocated" with the oral pleasuring. Time to give your lady some lip service Ibby. hehehe __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-10-2008, 04:41 PM	#156
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	i tried! she didn't want me to. I did do a little work with my hands though... and LJ, the point of the whole thread is that, yes, I am the little teenage bitch, and this thread was started so i could idly bitch about romance&shit. i wasn't expecting things to start going my way, when i made the thread... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-10-2008, 09:35 AM	#152
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I for one don't mind at all... if you don't. My only concern is that, a few years from now, you'll be asking why I can't delete all your posts.

11-10-2008, 05:34 PM	#157
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Forget the spermicide. It is no longer sold (here, at least) because it isn't very effective. Condoms, the pill, maybe an IUD are your main options I think. Oh yeah and abstinence. That's the secret. Abstinence. Seriously, combining condoms and the pill is probably the safest. You two are such young and fertile little puppies, you probably shouldn't even eat wholegrain crackers in bed, in case they germinate. Try explaining THAT to her parents! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-10-2008, 05:50 PM	#158
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You could also try avoiding sex around the time she's ovulating (which is generally 12 - 16 days after the first day of her last period). __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-10-2008, 05:52 PM	#159
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	There's all sorts of new options including a vaginal ring, a patch, three-month injection.

11-10-2008, 06:00 PM	#160
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Those injections are a bit tricky sometimes. They can affect some women emotionally in that they react with the hormones naturally produced and can cause depression and other nasty side effects such as mood swings and get this...loss of sex drive. If I had a teenage daughter, I'd be using those injections as a last resort. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-10-2008, 06:08 PM	#161
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was on the injections for years with no problems. I'd recommend them personally. But then I'd recommend the implant even more. It's good not to have to remember to take something, and not to have it affected by illness. But as Ali says, she needs to be fully aware of potential side effects before she uses any medical form of birth control.

11-10-2008, 06:10 PM	#162
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I was speaking from personal experience with the injections, so it definitely happens. I was a lunatic for about 6 months. lol Some might even argue that I've never fully recovered. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-10-2008, 07:14 PM	#163
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Ahem avoiding comments about Ali... I know at least 1 person who had serious issues with the injections. Had some inflammatory issues even. I personally love the pill, i don't mind takin it since i already got to take vitamins everyday (everyone should!). Spermicide is just more mess to add to your already awkward situation with condoms. Although, some condoms come with that already built in I believe. I'd say if she doesn't want the pill (which would do great for her skin, regulation, and mood swings anyway), ask her about tryin a IUD. If she's hesitant about goin to the gyno for that stuff A) She's sexually active, too bad, she has to B) offer to go with her (and pay half) OH and congratulations!!! Why is she hesitant about you giving her oral? I have some great tips (for her and you) about getting over that nervousness...I had it too. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-10-2008, 09:02 PM	#164
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	she can't get the pill without her mother, and, well... no telling the mother. so we're sorta stuck for a while it looks like. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-10-2008, 09:09 PM	#165
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Are you sure? I did, way back when. Only catch was that we (bf and I) had to pay the whole bill, no insurance claim. But I guess it depends on your local laws. Oh, what memories. One time I went to the doctor for that female stuff - I think I was 17 - and we'd had a bunch of snow the day before. I was driving this big Chevy sedan and got stuck in the parking lot. Oh my GOD I was scared. It was supposed to be a SECRET and here I'd have to call my parents to get me unstuck. Fortunately I was able to rock my way out of it, whew! Now, Ib, as a mom...obviously I have no idea what her parents are like...but if my daughter were to find herself in this situation I would hope she would come to me. I'd be sad and disapproving, but all parents were once horny teenagers too. I'd be proud of her for taking responsibility for it instead of just hoping for the best. So you never know; don't discount it as an option - it is better than having an Ibby Jr. Last edited by Juniper; 11-10-2008 at 09:15 PM.

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