The Sex Thread

morethanpretty · 11-04-2008, 11:13 PM

Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

ZenGum · 11-09-2008, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

John McCain?

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

John McCain? Are you nuts? Everyone knows that Dick Cheney is the sexiest man alive!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-09-2008, 03:18 AM

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

TheMercenary · 11-09-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

I'd like some pictures please.

ZenGum · 11-09-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

"and late at night, we'll go back to my place,
where he can tap my phone and shoot me in the face,
he's always going off half-cocked, that's why,
I got to say ... Cheney ... ain't he ...
beautiful and brainy
second only to Saddam Husseiney
the sexiest man
Ohhhhh mmannnnnn aliiiiveeeeee....."

xoxoxoBruce · 11-09-2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

No, but it's hardly a stretch.

SteveDallas · 11-09-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

Just think how much time you'll have for studying.

11-04-2008, 11:13 PM	#1
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-09-2008, 03:18 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face. Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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