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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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October 9, 2008: Smart Cars On 'roids
Now this is how you encourage people to buy small, fuel efficient cars.
Take two available smart car models.... ![]() ....add too much spare time, a lot of money, some fibreglass, bling wheels and you get the following The Smovette ![]() The Smaudi A3 AWD ![]() The Smamborghini ![]() The Smorsche ![]() The Smorsche Targa ![]() The Smerrari ![]() Not 'shopies, these cars have been stripped down and basically kitted up to look HaWt. I'll take a Smaudi A3 if the smart car version doesnt come with the Audi price tag. |
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Those are just adorable!
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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those look like Matchbox cars !!!
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Elite Elitist
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Fresno, CA
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I used to want a Smart Car. Then I looked more into them and realized my Fit is better.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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touche. dig the poor clone tool technique
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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I saw a Smart car in Chicago this past weekend at the Marriot. What I want to know is where do you put the groceries? How do you take Fifi to the vet if there are two people?
Also this Smart car had license plates from Mexico!! ![]()
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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This thread was a lot of fun until someone jinxed it.
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Well, there's no reason why someone couldn't go ahead and make up those models anyway. You can get fibreglass kits to go over VW's to make them look like something they're not. Why not smart car kits?
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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smart car monster truck
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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They would be perfect for people with no legs.
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Professor
Join Date: Oct 2006
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I don't get those little cars at all. (one the guys leaning on)
They cost a fortune, seat only two, and get lousy mileage. Why would anyone waste their money? |
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lives inside a Mobius strip
Join Date: Dec 2007
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I saw enough Smart Cars in Florence that I stopped saying, "Oh look, a Smart Car". There it's about the ease of parking - their abbreviated length allows them to park perpendicularly to the curb mooshed between full-scale cars.
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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They're smart cars because they take your money, and give you a lawnmower instead of a car. Tiny coffins.
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