Happy New Year to the Jews! - Page 2

Cicero · 10-03-2008, 11:22 AM

I was told to eat apples and honey for the occasion. Now...why?

Sheldonrs · 10-03-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

It's time to blow your chauffeur.

"Rosh HaShanah (literally, "Head of the Year")"

I give great Rosh!

Cicero · 10-03-2008, 01:00 PM

It's Rosh-ama-dan!

Sorry, in poor taste, I can't resist..

Shawnee123 · 10-03-2008, 01:13 PM

Roshann Roshanna Danna

Beest · 10-03-2008, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Roshann Roshanna Danna

BATMAN !

xoxoxoBruce · 10-04-2008, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Roshann Roshanna Danna

nevermind

Shawnee123 · 10-06-2008, 08:15 AM

lol!

lumberjim · 10-08-2008, 02:24 PM

Happy Yom Kippur too. Is that the appropriate acknowledgment (happy)..or is it Merry or Joyous or something altogether different that comes before Yom?
....hope your fasts are easy. are you guys allowed to look at the cellar while you fast?

Shawnee123 · 10-08-2008, 02:41 PM

...

Shawnee123 · 10-09-2008, 12:35 PM

Aw, come ON!

That's freaking fracking heelarious, folks!

:crickets:

lumberjim · 10-09-2008, 01:00 PM

i'm not goyem to say anything.

Shawnee123 · 10-09-2008, 01:47 PM

There's really nothing mohel left to say.

lumberjim · 10-09-2008, 01:55 PM

salami and bacon, my brother

....oh wait...that's the wrong 'ligion

dar512 · 10-09-2008, 02:19 PM

"It's better than ham, isn't it, Father?"

lumberjim · 10-09-2008, 03:00 PM

a catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a bench in the park....when a 13 yr old boy idly wanders past. The priest turns to the rabbi and says...."I know it's a sin, but i have an urge to fuck that boy..."

the rabbi looks at the boy and says....."outta what?"

10-03-2008, 11:22 AM	#16
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I was told to eat apples and honey for the occasion. Now...why? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-03-2008, 01:00 PM	#18
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	It's Rosh-ama-dan! Sorry, in poor taste, I can't resist.. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-03-2008, 01:13 PM	#19
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Roshann Roshanna Danna __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-06-2008, 08:15 AM	#22
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-08-2008, 02:24 PM	#23
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Happy Yom Kippur too. Is that the appropriate acknowledgment (happy)..or is it Merry or Joyous or something altogether different that comes before Yom? ....hope your fasts are easy. are you guys allowed to look at the cellar while you fast? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-08-2008, 02:41 PM	#24
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I apologize in advance ... Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-09-2008, 12:35 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Aw, come ON! That's freaking fracking heelarious, folks! :crickets: __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-09-2008, 01:00 PM	#26
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i'm not goyem to say anything. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-09-2008, 01:47 PM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	There's really nothing mohel left to say. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-09-2008, 01:55 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	salami and bacon, my brother ....oh wait...that's the wrong 'ligion __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-09-2008, 02:19 PM	#29
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	"It's better than ham, isn't it, Father?" __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-09-2008, 03:00 PM	#30
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting on a bench in the park....when a 13 yr old boy idly wanders past. The priest turns to the rabbi and says...."I know it's a sin, but i have an urge to fuck that boy..." the rabbi looks at the boy and says....."outta what?" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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