Don't wast LJ's quiz!

[Sundae]

1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.
It happens naturally. After you zig-a-zih-ahhhh
2. How often do you change your sheets?
Not as often as I change my mind
3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?
Yes - one in his pants and one under the bed. It's mummified and he uses it in magic rituals like all Pagans, didn't you know?
4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?
Yes. But the right brain is where hope resides. And that was the last and greatest evil to come out of Pandora's box.
5. What color is the number 2?
Blue
6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?
My evil ex
7. crimson or clover?
Crimson for colour, clover to roll over in
8. Where's the beef?
In Hely's belly
9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?
Both of course
10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?
Number 2a, And can I join you in them?