Little Teenage Bitch thread - Page 11

Undertoad · 11-10-2008, 08:30 AM

Thanks for sharing Ibs! Do you know how many Dwellars wish they were you?

(All of 'em.)

glatt · 11-10-2008, 08:32 AM

yes. It's true.

Ibby · 11-10-2008, 08:58 AM

was that 'thanks for sharing' a little sarcastic?
cuz if it was i could cut back a little on the TMI...

Undertoad · 11-10-2008, 09:35 AM

I for one don't mind at all... if you don't. My only concern is that, a few years from now, you'll be asking why I can't delete all your posts.

lumberjim · 11-10-2008, 10:18 AM

now....the title of this thread is Little Teenage Bitch thread, right? And I'm gathering from reading the last few posts only, that you are now bragging about getting laid and blowed and stuff....not bitching or referencing some other bitch.....

so, now....since this has become a what's new in Ibram's world thread..(which is just fine by me, so dont think i'm bitching at you)....it would seem that YOU, Ibram, have become the 'Little teenage bitch' referenced in the title.

Clodfobble · 11-10-2008, 11:17 AM

You would have saved so much energy if you'd called it the "Little Teenage Bitching" thread to begin with.

Sheldonrs · 11-10-2008, 12:32 PM

I'm surprised nobody has asked if Ib "reciprocated" with the oral pleasuring. Time to give your lady some lip service Ibby. hehehe

Ibby · 11-10-2008, 04:41 PM

i tried! she didn't want me to. I did do a little work with my hands though...

and LJ, the point of the whole thread is that, yes, I am the little teenage bitch, and this thread was started so i could idly bitch about romance&shit.
i wasn't expecting things to start going my way, when i made the thread...

ZenGum · 11-10-2008, 05:34 PM

Forget the spermicide. It is no longer sold (here, at least) because it isn't very effective.

Condoms, the pill, maybe an IUD are your main options I think. Oh yeah and abstinence. That's the secret. Abstinence.

Seriously, combining condoms and the pill is probably the safest. You two are such young and fertile little puppies, you probably shouldn't even eat wholegrain crackers in bed, in case they germinate. Try explaining THAT to her parents!

Aliantha · 11-10-2008, 05:50 PM

You could also try avoiding sex around the time she's ovulating (which is generally 12 - 16 days after the first day of her last period).

Undertoad · 11-10-2008, 05:52 PM

There's all sorts of new options including a vaginal ring, a patch, three-month injection.

Aliantha · 11-10-2008, 06:00 PM

Those injections are a bit tricky sometimes. They can affect some women emotionally in that they react with the hormones naturally produced and can cause depression and other nasty side effects such as mood swings and get this...loss of sex drive.

If I had a teenage daughter, I'd be using those injections as a last resort.

Sheldonrs · 11-11-2008, 07:31 AM

It's times like this when I think of something my Grandmother always used to say.
"It's just not sex without something in your ass."

I miss Grandma.

Sundae · 11-10-2008, 06:08 PM

I was on the injections for years with no problems. I'd recommend them personally. But then I'd recommend the implant even more. It's good not to have to remember to take something, and not to have it affected by illness.

But as Ali says, she needs to be fully aware of potential side effects before she uses any medical form of birth control.

Aliantha · 11-10-2008, 06:10 PM

I was speaking from personal experience with the injections, so it definitely happens. I was a lunatic for about 6 months. lol Some might even argue that I've never fully recovered.

11-10-2008, 08:58 AM	#3
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	was that 'thanks for sharing' a little sarcastic? cuz if it was i could cut back a little on the TMI... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-10-2008, 10:18 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	now....the title of this thread is Little Teenage Bitch thread, right? And I'm gathering from reading the last few posts only, that you are now bragging about getting laid and blowed and stuff....not bitching or referencing some other bitch..... so, now....since this has become a what's new in Ibram's world thread..(which is just fine by me, so dont think i'm bitching at you)....it would seem that YOU, Ibram, have become the 'Little teenage bitch' referenced in the title. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-10-2008, 11:17 AM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You would have saved so much energy if you'd called it the "Little Teenage Bitching" thread to begin with. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-10-2008, 12:32 PM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I'm surprised nobody has asked if Ib "reciprocated" with the oral pleasuring. Time to give your lady some lip service Ibby. hehehe __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-10-2008, 04:41 PM	#8
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	i tried! she didn't want me to. I did do a little work with my hands though... and LJ, the point of the whole thread is that, yes, I am the little teenage bitch, and this thread was started so i could idly bitch about romance&shit. i wasn't expecting things to start going my way, when i made the thread... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

11-10-2008, 08:30 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Thanks for sharing Ibs! Do you know how many Dwellars wish they were you? (All of 'em.)

11-10-2008, 08:32 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	yes. It's true.

11-10-2008, 09:35 AM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I for one don't mind at all... if you don't. My only concern is that, a few years from now, you'll be asking why I can't delete all your posts.

11-10-2008, 05:34 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Forget the spermicide. It is no longer sold (here, at least) because it isn't very effective. Condoms, the pill, maybe an IUD are your main options I think. Oh yeah and abstinence. That's the secret. Abstinence. Seriously, combining condoms and the pill is probably the safest. You two are such young and fertile little puppies, you probably shouldn't even eat wholegrain crackers in bed, in case they germinate. Try explaining THAT to her parents! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-10-2008, 05:50 PM	#10
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You could also try avoiding sex around the time she's ovulating (which is generally 12 - 16 days after the first day of her last period). __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-10-2008, 05:52 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	There's all sorts of new options including a vaginal ring, a patch, three-month injection.

11-10-2008, 06:00 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Those injections are a bit tricky sometimes. They can affect some women emotionally in that they react with the hormones naturally produced and can cause depression and other nasty side effects such as mood swings and get this...loss of sex drive. If I had a teenage daughter, I'd be using those injections as a last resort. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-11-2008, 07:31 AM	#13
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	It's times like this when I think of something my Grandmother always used to say. "It's just not sex without something in your ass." I miss Grandma. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-10-2008, 06:08 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I was on the injections for years with no problems. I'd recommend them personally. But then I'd recommend the implant even more. It's good not to have to remember to take something, and not to have it affected by illness. But as Ali says, she needs to be fully aware of potential side effects before she uses any medical form of birth control.

11-10-2008, 06:10 PM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I was speaking from personal experience with the injections, so it definitely happens. I was a lunatic for about 6 months. lol Some might even argue that I've never fully recovered. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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