You have your own minion....

Sundae · 09-10-2008, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

My minion should be timeless, elegant. My minion should laugh at all my jokes and kick the shins of those who discount me. My minion needs to be literate, eloquent, and polite, yet not afraid to express minion viewpoints. My minion should smell like lilies and taste like bacon.

I want an omni-minion.

I think I may have set my sights too low

Shawnee123 · 09-10-2008, 10:44 AM

I've ignored any minimum minion requirements. I need a mega-minion.

edit: Please help me name my minion. I would start another thread for naming my minion but then I would have to not only start that thread but then explain it in the "explain your thread" thread and at some point I would need to be stopped, if not by force then by harsh stares.

NAME A MINION TODAY!

Beest · 09-10-2008, 11:50 AM

Fillet minion, mmmmmmmm

lookout123 · 09-10-2008, 12:01 PM

my minion is a gila monster. he's just a normal looking gila monster, orange and black and kind of trippy looking. he doesn't look unusual and doesn't know any foreign languages - just english. i like his sense of humor. he really isn't that different than Hobbes, except he's a gila monster, not a tiger. and instead of having normal intestines and stuff he's full of little tiny djinns who, by virtue of their great numbers, can grant me an unlimited number of wishes. usually i just wish for my gila monster to bite people. it makes me laugh when they scream.

ferret88 · 09-10-2008, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest

Fillet minion, mmmmmmmm

LMAO

09-10-2008, 10:44 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I've ignored any minimum minion requirements. I need a mega-minion. edit: Please help me name my minion. I would start another thread for naming my minion but then I would have to not only start that thread but then explain it in the "explain your thread" thread and at some point I would need to be stopped, if not by force then by harsh stares. NAME A MINION TODAY! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-10-2008 at 10:50 AM.

09-10-2008, 12:01 PM	#4
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	my minion is a gila monster. he's just a normal looking gila monster, orange and black and kind of trippy looking. he doesn't look unusual and doesn't know any foreign languages - just english. i like his sense of humor. he really isn't that different than Hobbes, except he's a gila monster, not a tiger. and instead of having normal intestines and stuff he's full of little tiny djinns who, by virtue of their great numbers, can grant me an unlimited number of wishes. usually i just wish for my gila monster to bite people. it makes me laugh when they scream. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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09-10-2008, 11:50 AM	#3
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	Fillet minion, mmmmmmmm

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