The ex next door

[SamIam]

UT, I sprayed coffee al over my keyboard when I read your reply. I NEVER want to get on your bad side! The man in question is a hypochrondriac, anyway. I can just imagine the ensuing conversation with him.

SamIamex: (knocks timidly at my door)
SamIam: What do YOU want?
SamIamex: Just wondering how you are doing. Healthwise, I mean.
SamIam: How sweet of you to ask. The doctor's tell me if I get a liver transplant, I could live another 2 years. Of course that's not counting the other illnesses I have. I led a wild youth, you know.
SamIamex: Errr, not really.
SamIam: Look at the bright side, I hear Out of State Medical Center is quite good. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get my enzymes and viral load checked. Byeeee.

Brianna, you idea of praying for him is probably as good as any. I tend toward Buddhism, and that is one of their practices. In fact, they thank the person who harmed them, because that means that person gets to spend a stint in Buddhist hell for their actions. By making me suffer in this life, I get out of doing some of my own time in hell in my next life. How generous of that person to actually go to hell for me.