Cellar F.C. - Page 9

Shawnee123 · 07-31-2008, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

and the league is co-ed too, so why is xob performing sex-determination tests in that tent over there? and since when is having a curvy posterior or ample boobage and indicator that the participant may not be female? and why is there a line outside the tent? and where has Elspode gone?

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Originally Posted by lookout123

That was part of the contract renegotiation, now shush.

DanaC · 07-31-2008, 01:49 PM

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no drug testing required for this league. just don't pull a rio ferdinand or joey barton on us.

No. No, of course. No that'd be awful...

classicman · 07-31-2008, 03:51 PM

not awful, but we probably couldn't field a team.

TheMercenary · 07-31-2008, 05:06 PM

When is our next match?

classicman · 07-31-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

Our next game is not until Monday.

Elspode · 07-31-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

and where has Elspode gone?

Shush, you. Frenzied hangers-on like the look o' me.

Sundae · 08-01-2008, 04:30 AM

Can you let your friends and family know NOT to buy replica shirts outside the ground?
Scalpers are trying to sell them fake shirts for $100+.
They are poor quality and some of them don't even have the players' names spelled correctly!
I understand LJ is the go-to man for the official strip. I'd like to see a copy of it at some point btw...? Just so I can recognise it and all.

Also, don't eat the burgers from the guy in the car park.
He only set up there because he saw what a crowd we were drawing (and the fact that many of us are - ahem - obvious food lovers). He might make out they are Gourmet Game Burgers, but I passed him the other day dragging roadkill into the back of his truck. I think we know why the venison was on special at the last game.

DanaC · 08-02-2008, 05:55 AM

I can't be sure, but I heard he got 'em off Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler.

Ahhhh....the smell of bad meat cooking, that takes me back. In Bolton, before they moved to the swanky new Reebok stadium, the half time pies came in two varieties: Hot and Cold. Queue up, get to the van window and the guy would bark "Hot or Cold?" and that would be that.

There was a half-time announcement one time when J's dad was at a match, telling a guy in the crowd that his wife had given birth to a healthy baby boy. Ahh Bolton men. Wife in labour? Good time to go to a match with the lads :P

lookout123 · 08-03-2008, 10:53 AM

I need some PM's folks.

ZenGum · 08-04-2008, 08:09 AM

I just want to say, if you send me forward again, I'm going to sulk. I have no idea what to do when I have the ball except give it to someone wearing the same colour shirt as I am. Anything that happened in our last game was a fluke.

lookout123 · 08-04-2008, 04:00 PM

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!

1) I'm pissed that no one invited me to the party last night.
2) I'm pissed because you shouldn't have had a party before a big game anyway.
3) I'm pissed because you all got so stinking drunk that none of you showed up for the game. Except for Bruce who was early. but that doesn't count because he was butt nekkid, passed out, tied up with the goal net, with some little senorita next to him demanding her $40.

Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for a coach when he has to explain to the other team that there won't be a game because his team is all three sheets to the wind.

NO drinking on game nights!!!!

That's it. We're on 3 a day practices until we win a game. and if I figure out which one of you puked in my cleats you'll be putting a week's pay packet in the tip mug.

lookout123 · 08-04-2008, 04:01 PM

This scenario was inspired by Classicman. I can assure you all that he will not be catching the tiger by the toe next week.

HungLikeJesus · 08-04-2008, 05:10 PM

Sorry, coach, but I've been feeling bad since I scored a goal against my own team in Game 1. That has led to pre-game stress, which I compensate for with a little tequila, a little bourbon, and some stuff Radar sent me from California.

It won't happen again.

Really.

classicman · 08-04-2008, 06:37 PM

richlevy · 08-04-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

I can't be sure, but I heard he got 'em off Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler.

They go especially well with dwarven battle bread.

07-31-2008, 03:51 PM	#123
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	not awful, but we probably couldn't field a team. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

07-31-2008, 05:06 PM	#124
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	When is our next match? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-03-2008, 10:53 AM	#129
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I need some PM's folks. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-04-2008, 08:09 AM	#130
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I just want to say, if you send me forward again, I'm going to sulk. I have no idea what to do when I have the ball except give it to someone wearing the same colour shirt as I am. Anything that happened in our last game was a fluke. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-04-2008, 04:00 PM	#131
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! 1) I'm pissed that no one invited me to the party last night. 2) I'm pissed because you shouldn't have had a party before a big game anyway. 3) I'm pissed because you all got so stinking drunk that none of you showed up for the game. Except for Bruce who was early. but that doesn't count because he was butt nekkid, passed out, tied up with the goal net, with some little senorita next to him demanding her $40. Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is for a coach when he has to explain to the other team that there won't be a game because his team is all three sheets to the wind. NO drinking on game nights!!!! That's it. We're on 3 a day practices until we win a game. and if I figure out which one of you puked in my cleats you'll be putting a week's pay packet in the tip mug. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-01-2008, 04:30 AM	#127
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Can you let your friends and family know NOT to buy replica shirts outside the ground? Scalpers are trying to sell them fake shirts for $100+. They are poor quality and some of them don't even have the players' names spelled correctly! I understand LJ is the go-to man for the official strip. I'd like to see a copy of it at some point btw...? Just so I can recognise it and all. Also, don't eat the burgers from the guy in the car park. He only set up there because he saw what a crowd we were drawing (and the fact that many of us are - ahem - obvious food lovers). He might make out they are Gourmet Game Burgers, but I passed him the other day dragging roadkill into the back of his truck. I think we know why the venison was on special at the last game.

08-02-2008, 05:55 AM	#128
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I can't be sure, but I heard he got 'em off Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler. Ahhhh....the smell of bad meat cooking, that takes me back. In Bolton, before they moved to the swanky new Reebok stadium, the half time pies came in two varieties: Hot and Cold. Queue up, get to the van window and the guy would bark "Hot or Cold?" and that would be that. There was a half-time announcement one time when J's dad was at a match, telling a guy in the crowd that his wife had given birth to a healthy baby boy. Ahh Bolton men. Wife in labour? Good time to go to a match with the lads :P

08-04-2008, 04:01 PM	#132
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	This scenario was inspired by Classicman. I can assure you all that he will not be catching the tiger by the toe next week. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-04-2008, 05:10 PM	#133
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Sorry, coach, but I've been feeling bad since I scored a goal against my own team in Game 1. That has led to pre-game stress, which I compensate for with a little tequila, a little bourbon, and some stuff Radar sent me from California. It won't happen again. Really. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-04-2008, 06:37 PM	#134
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	__________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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