Pick your own name

[Stress Puppy]

so they expected me to be lazy, fat, and clumsy...

You're thinking of bumble bees. Honey bees are known as being hard workers and they are slim.

c'mon....don't be a stick in the mud here.......

I'm not being a stick in a mud. The premise is that one is assumed not to like their name, I guess. I do like my name, I've always liked my name. Christopher Jon just flows perfectly for me. My only gripes with my names are that a) everyone shortens it to Chris, and b) no one can spell or pronounce my last name. If I were to change my name at all, it would be my last name, and I don't want to do that because it would be insulting to my family.