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Old 06-29-2003, 06:32 PM   #1
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So, I'm walking out to my car yesterday, when I see some guy trying to open the door on Rho's car.

I stand there for a second, then I say, "Can I help you?"

He looks up in surprise, then I say, "That's my car!"

He stands there for a second, looks at the car again, and says, "Oh sorry, the cars look alike in the shade."

It turns out he was the boyfriend of my neighbor downstairs, and he was trying to get into her car.


Now, let me ask you this: How the fuck do you get a green Ford Escort wagon confused with a purple Geo Metro?
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