The train wreck.... - Page 2

DucksNuts · 06-18-2008, 04:30 AM

Doesnt every girl have a penis collage on their wall?

Yes??

No??

Oh...

Elspode · 06-18-2008, 07:15 AM

I've dated women whom I am pretty sure had peni in jars of formaldehyde...

loTEK911 · 06-18-2008, 07:31 AM

Thats why I no longer date women with collections of knives... an daggers... an axes. Being a notch on th bed post is degrading enough. Being a center piece in a jar, well, I jus couldn't live with th shame. An insisting you ave your lovers spats in public places gets old...

Aliantha · 06-18-2008, 06:42 PM

I think it's low brow to air your problems in public. It's unpleasant to listen to couples argue in public places. Even pubs.

lookout123 · 06-19-2008, 12:30 AM

so this won't be a thread you'll be a regular in then?

Aliantha · 06-19-2008, 12:32 AM

What are you talking about?

lookout123 · 06-19-2008, 12:35 AM

Nothing. I was just being a smartass, but now I realize that I misread the sequence of a couple posts. So I'll just leave this as yet further evidence of my dumbassery.

Aliantha · 06-19-2008, 12:45 AM

Oh well that's ok. Glad I didn't go getting all pissy over it then.

That would have just been silly.

DucksNuts · 06-22-2008, 04:43 AM

I grow impatient of mr hot-cold Horse guy, I am not writing him off, coz he is nearly perfect (except for the workaholicness and hotcoldness)....but...Im an options open kinda girl.

Enter....the diesel dude. He's a diesel mechanic, has been standoffishly flirting with me for a couple of weeks and he stole one of my business cards the other day, which has my mobile number (cell) on it....surprise, I have had a heaps of sms messages this weekend...Im seeing more of his personality via sms....or a different part of it anyways.

I wish Horse dude would sort himself out.

Madman · 06-24-2008, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I can put a picture of each of their penises...peni...peniseseses in here if that helps you Lookout?

No, no, no, no, no... please don't!!!

Just the stor... ies (

) please. I don't get a lot of entertainment in my life.

Oh... the kinkier, the better! :p

DucksNuts · 06-24-2008, 09:46 PM

Arrrghhhhh

I just got some beautiful flowers delivered to work with a card..."Here's to the unknown"

I dont know which dude they are from.....HELP?

regular.joe · 06-24-2008, 09:59 PM

Does it matter? Enjoy the intrigue.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-24-2008, 10:47 PM

Send a thank you for the flowers email to each of them. The one that sent them will be satisfied, and the others will spurred to shit-or-get-off-the-pot, realizing they have competition.

HungLikeJesus · 06-25-2008, 12:10 AM

DN, those are from me. I remember you like yellow.

DucksNuts · 06-25-2008, 07:41 AM

Is that why you gave me Red Roses, HLJ???

Diesel dude, who was the phantom flower giver, has just left after dinner....no sex (this is becoming a habit).

I like Horse guy.

06-18-2008, 07:15 AM	#17
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I've dated women whom I am pretty sure had peni in jars of formaldehyde... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-18-2008, 06:42 PM	#19
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I think it's low brow to air your problems in public. It's unpleasant to listen to couples argue in public places. Even pubs. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-19-2008, 12:30 AM	#20
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	so this won't be a thread you'll be a regular in then? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-19-2008, 12:32 AM	#21
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	What are you talking about? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-19-2008, 12:35 AM	#22
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Nothing. I was just being a smartass, but now I realize that I misread the sequence of a couple posts. So I'll just leave this as yet further evidence of my dumbassery. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-18-2008, 04:30 AM	#16
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Doesnt every girl have a penis collage on their wall? Yes?? No?? Oh...

06-18-2008, 07:31 AM	#18
loTEK911 Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27	Thats why I no longer date women with collections of knives... an daggers... an axes. Being a notch on th bed post is degrading enough. Being a center piece in a jar, well, I jus couldn't live with th shame. An insisting you ave your lovers spats in public places gets old...

06-19-2008, 12:45 AM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Oh well that's ok. Glad I didn't go getting all pissy over it then. That would have just been silly. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-22-2008, 04:43 AM	#24
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I grow impatient of mr hot-cold Horse guy, I am not writing him off, coz he is nearly perfect (except for the workaholicness and hotcoldness)....but...Im an options open kinda girl. Enter....the diesel dude. He's a diesel mechanic, has been standoffishly flirting with me for a couple of weeks and he stole one of my business cards the other day, which has my mobile number (cell) on it....surprise, I have had a heaps of sms messages this weekend...Im seeing more of his personality via sms....or a different part of it anyways. I wish Horse dude would sort himself out.

06-24-2008, 09:46 PM	#26
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Arrrghhhhh I just got some beautiful flowers delivered to work with a card..."Here's to the unknown" I dont know which dude they are from.....HELP?

06-24-2008, 09:59 PM	#27
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Does it matter? Enjoy the intrigue. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

06-24-2008, 10:47 PM	#28
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Send a thank you for the flowers email to each of them. The one that sent them will be satisfied, and the others will spurred to shit-or-get-off-the-pot, realizing they have competition. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-25-2008, 12:10 AM	#29
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	DN, those are from me. I remember you like yellow. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

06-25-2008, 07:41 AM	#30
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Is that why you gave me Red Roses, HLJ??? Diesel dude, who was the phantom flower giver, has just left after dinner....no sex (this is becoming a habit). I like Horse guy.

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