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Old 03-19-2008, 01:54 PM   #16
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So I just watched some of him on youtube. First thought: not funny punk-ass punk. Second thought: Kenny Bania from Seinfeld (Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.)

Yeah, yawn.
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:27 PM   #17
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I'm sorry you'll never get your two minutes back
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:44 PM   #18
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I'm sorry you'll never get your two minutes back
Kind of like my last, er..."date."
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Old 03-19-2008, 02:47 PM   #19
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Kind of like my last, er..."date."
No wonder you liked my fortune cookie...
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:08 PM   #20
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You should watch the movie "Idiocracy". It's a comedy, but it's actually scary because it's so true.
lol! I loved that movie! Hey radar..I come to the cellar because it has electrolytes!!
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Old 03-19-2008, 06:21 PM   #21
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The cellar kicks my messageboard need's ass!!
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Old 03-20-2008, 04:23 PM   #22
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The cellar kicks my messageboard need's ass!!
uuuuu'r. *grunt* pllbbbt.

huh-huh. Doritos.

ow my balls! huh..*grunt* uuuu'r.
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:29 AM   #23
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Lee Evans. One of the satellite comedy channels is devoting a whole night to him this weekend. I'm pretty easy-going but I'd refuse to accompany someone to a Lee Evans gig even if they threw in free dinner and drinks. Now there's not a lot of times I would turn that down.

Actually, thinking about it, as long as the free drinks were first I'd probably go anyway. Especially if we had sushi. Maybe I'm not easy-going after all, just easy.

A bit of the Lee for you - not technically stand up here, but representative of his stupid style.

And this is the proper way to be funny silently to a song:
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:08 PM   #24
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I thought he was clever in the movie "Something About Mary", but his standup leaves a lot to be desired.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:11 PM   #25
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With all this band stand-up, here's some very good stand-up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW09R...eature=related
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