Guilty Pleasures

[Drax]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I believe that you actually enjoy the pre-teen shows on Disney, and that's fine, you're welcome to like them.

15-18 is pre-teen?

BTW, after seeing your kid's photo in your profile, I can understand your position on this? Do you at least let her watch Playhouse Disney? I understand it's on TDC every morning?

[jinx]

Miley Cyrus is 14.

"Hannah Montana" is seen on Disney Channels all over the world and on DisneyChannel.com via streaming broadband video. In 2007 to date and for 2006, it was the No. 1 series on basic cable in the U.S. among kids 6-11 and tweens and, across all television, was second only to "American Idol" in those key youth demographics.

[Clodfobble]

15-18 is the age of the actors... the shows (i.e., the plot lines, the part you say you enjoy) are aimed at 8-12 year olds.

The picture in my profile is me when I was about 3 years old. My stepdaughter is 9.

[Drax]

Originally Posted by jinx

Miley Cyrus is 14.

That article was written a month before her 15th birthday.

[Drax]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

15-18 is the age of the actors... the shows (i.e., the plot lines, the part you say you enjoy) are aimed at 8-12 year olds.

The picture in my profile is me when I was about 3 years old. My stepdaughter is 9.

I still understand your position.

Are we done yet?

[zewb]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

You're my kind of guy/girl, zewb.

Do you say your name more like zooob or like zoo-bee?

I'm a guy, and it's pronounced "zoob."



This picture I took the other night contains many of the things that make me happy. That's a live artillery round, by the way.

[binky]

Originally Posted by Drax

1. Those girls are only wearing the same kind of clothes that any teenage girl wears Incidently, Miley and Emily wear jeans most of the time.

2. I'm mostly noticing the faces. Anything else does make me feel guility.

3. Ok, "teen tasties"...wrong phrase.

4. You won't let yer kid watch a kid's channel??

5. I'm not the only adult who watches the Disney Channel.

6. I don't only watch for the girls. In fact, that's a relatively small reason. I like what the shows are about.

Am I the only one that thinks Drax is a 12 year old girl trapped in a man's body??

[Perry Winkle]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Sorry, Michael Eisner doesn't get to decide what's appropriate for my children.

I thought I read that Eisner was no longer at Disney. (Not that that's either here or there.)

[monster]

Originally Posted by Drax

Ok, but imagne what they could look like closer to your own age.

Tits around their knees, vaginas six miles wide.... or dead.

Is that what you're doing, by the way? imagining them when they're late thirties?




Jail-bait is the term you are all looking for, by-the-way.


Oh and pervs is the term for the adult disney viewers.

[monster]

Originally Posted by binky

Am I the only one that thinks Drax is a 12 year old girl trapped in a man's body??

Probably not, but to be fair, I think the "trapped in a man's body" should be applied as a form of mitigation rather than accusation. Listing teen-lusting as a guilty pleasure might just be an attempt to fit in with the lads rather than an admission to being a mental kiddie-fiddler.

However, Drax might "fit in better" if he were to realise that his penchant for Disney and other such juvenile things is not normal adult behaviour and no-one is going to treat it as such. If he really wants to dscuss these things seriously and not get the piss taken out of him, he might be better on a Disney-style board when he feels a teen moment coming on. Just for his own "sanity" if nothing else.



Like they say, though, you can lead a horse to water.....

[lookout123]

So yer tellin' me that when you look at Miley Cryus, Emily Osmont, Ashley Tisdale, Brenda Song, and Selena Gomez, yer not thinkin' "These young ladies will certainly be beautiful women one day."

If you didn't already say this:

Maybe I should feel guilty when I see a Perdy Young Thang, and think to myself "if only I was 20-something years younger", but I don't.

Or, or, how 'bout lookin' at all 'em teen tasties on the Disney Channel.

I might not be completely creeped out Drax. Dude, I loves to look at beautiful women. I've even been known to comment that a girl will be absolutely beautiful when she grows up... but watching the disney channel and thinking "PYT", "teen tasties", and wishing you were younger is not just admiring beauty. Those are kids dude. It's creepy. Get a new hobby.

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Drax

Ok, but imagne what they could look like closer to your own age.

no thanks, not interested.

[xoxoxoBruce]

But my first attraction was to 13 year old girls, so why exactly should I not like them anymore? Social mores? Because it's inappropriate? Because it makes you feel icky?

Just because I've reached the age where 13 or 33, it's just not worth the bullshit, doesn't mean I can't appreciate their appeal.

[lumberjim]

but doesn't your attraction shift as you age? mine totally does...

I look at Milfs now....

I remember going into 10th grade....wow....the girls ALL had boobs. how awesome. And then college....they were women....curvy...and high school girls seemed ...not as sexy?

and now I look at an 18 yr old on some porn site, and it always occurs to me that her parents would die if they saw this....

I like a 30-38 yr old woman now..... a dirty one...or two.

[lumberjim]

here's something funny you can do:

when you see a hot mom and her kid...point her out to your buddy and ask him if he would hit that. when he assents, ask him if he'd hit the mom, too.