Happy Tax Day!

[Whit]

Arkansans making fun of Oklahomans...that's like one retard calling another retard "stupid."

     Dude, I know that was in jest, but it's insane what happens just across the stateline. Like the cadaver dogs found a skeleton in the woods buried three feet down. The Okie police said they weren't runling out foul play. I'm thinking, "No shit? You don't think this person died of natural causes and then buried themselves three feet down?"
     Heck, the nickname for the place is Kill County. Some of the guy's from over there that I worked with would joke that you couldn't live there unless you'd been convicted of a felony. And you couldn't be a cop unless you'd been convicted of three, it was a joke of course. Okie cops do whatever they want without fear of being held accountabe. I once got a speeding ticket over there, I wasn't going to fight it so I mailed my payment in. My check was cashed, but the ticket was never filed. It's not on my record. I called and asked and the woman I talked to said there was no record of me in their system. Not even the check they cashed. I let it go since this way it wasn't on my record.
     Arkansas at it's worst is Oklahoma Lite. The heaviest substance I've heard of cops selling in Arkansas is pot. I used to know the names of some Okie cops that would sell crystal meth and the like.