Cellar Secret Santa - Page 11

busterb · 12-10-2007, 02:01 PM

Sent this Am.

monster · 12-10-2007, 09:20 PM

8/20 sent, 1/20 received

busterb · 12-11-2007, 10:34 AM

BTW The post office wanted a return address, per rules from DHS. Well lady you dream up one then, because this is secret Santa shit.
Said she would think of something. Right. Hope she does before X-mas.

ffrant:

LJ · 12-11-2007, 11:00 AM

once again....just put the recipient's address on the return address spot, too.

monster · 12-11-2007, 03:21 PM

Anyone mailing internationally really should be done by now...... it's the last mailing date for US to UK.....

Clodfobble · 12-11-2007, 04:32 PM

You can add another one to the "sent" count monster, mine went out today.

monster · 12-11-2007, 05:23 PM

excellent 9/20, nearly halfway there...

2/20 received

1/20 opened

anonymous · 12-12-2007, 07:10 PM

It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like?

Dear Secret Santa Giftee. 12/7/8/9/07

Warning this product was processed in a redneck facility that might process nuts.
So be advised about the Pecans and Almonds. Some of the toasted pecan might be a little over toasted. Eat it or spit it out, and get over it.
Processor is in no way libel for use or consumption of enclosed crap. LLC and such crap.

(Note) Any dark spots in white candy might be from pecans, flyshit, or I spilled my snuff.
Rest assured that the pieces that fell on floor were not sent to you!

The "cock." I just ran into that, maybe cause of some post. Honest, I didn't go hunting one.

Gift wrap. Sorry your sol. Don't do wrapping, ironing, or windows.

Pay no attention to the age restrictions on the puzzles. Do your best. Should be two, but if cock is broken, just think of it as three. K?

No Nutritional Facts Sheet! I really hope the USDA doesn't hear about that.

Now that I'm over the BS. Maybe.

May I wish you and yours great holidays and a very large new year.

Secret Santa Giftor or Gifter?

PS! The picking up, cracking, picking out, and toasting the pecans put a serious dent in my beer drinking time. SO enjoy. Should I think of anymore BS, I'll PM ya as anonymous.:p

LJ · 12-12-2007, 07:20 PM

hmmm...i wonder who could have written that? /sarcasm

LJ · 12-12-2007, 07:26 PM

wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it.

classicman · 12-12-2007, 08:26 PM

That has to be one of the best disclaimers EVAAARRRRRR

xoxoxoBruce · 12-12-2007, 10:55 PM

Agreed.

LabRat · 12-13-2007, 08:58 AM

My gift was ordered yesterday, has been processed, and should arrive on my recipients doorstep in 6-10 business days.

Clodfobble · 12-13-2007, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ

wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it.

I would guess it is a quote from the recipient of the gift, because of this line:

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymous

It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like?

Anyway, I agree, that's got to be the best Christmas letter ever written, and I'm glad we were allowed to share in it.

anonymous · 12-13-2007, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Anyway, I agree, that's got to be the best Christmas letter ever written, and I'm glad we were allowed to share in it.

Thanks CF. I enjoyed pecking it out.

12-10-2007, 02:01 PM	#151
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Sent this Am. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-10-2007, 09:20 PM	#152
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	8/20 sent, 1/20 received __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-11-2007, 10:34 AM	#153
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	BTW The post office wanted a return address, per rules from DHS. Well lady you dream up one then, because this is secret Santa shit. Said she would think of something. Right. Hope she does before X-mas. ffrant: __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-11-2007, 11:00 AM	#154
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	once again....just put the recipient's address on the return address spot, too. __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-11-2007, 03:21 PM	#155
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Anyone mailing internationally really should be done by now...... it's the last mailing date for US to UK..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-11-2007, 04:32 PM	#156
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You can add another one to the "sent" count monster, mine went out today.

12-11-2007, 05:23 PM	#157
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	excellent 9/20, nearly halfway there... 2/20 received 1/20 opened __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-12-2007, 07:10 PM	#158
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like? Dear Secret Santa Giftee. 12/7/8/9/07 Warning this product was processed in a redneck facility that might process nuts. So be advised about the Pecans and Almonds. Some of the toasted pecan might be a little over toasted. Eat it or spit it out, and get over it. Processor is in no way libel for use or consumption of enclosed crap. LLC and such crap. (Note) Any dark spots in white candy might be from pecans, flyshit, or I spilled my snuff. Rest assured that the pieces that fell on floor were not sent to you! The "cock." I just ran into that, maybe cause of some post. Honest, I didn't go hunting one. Gift wrap. Sorry your sol. Don't do wrapping, ironing, or windows. Pay no attention to the age restrictions on the puzzles. Do your best. Should be two, but if cock is broken, just think of it as three. K? No Nutritional Facts Sheet! I really hope the USDA doesn't hear about that. Now that I'm over the BS. Maybe. May I wish you and yours great holidays and a very large new year. Secret Santa Giftor or Gifter? PS! The picking up, cracking, picking out, and toasting the pecans put a serious dent in my beer drinking time. SO enjoy. Should I think of anymore BS, I'll PM ya as anonymous.:p

12-12-2007, 07:20 PM	#159
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	hmmm...i wonder who could have written that? /sarcasm __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-12-2007, 07:26 PM	#160
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it. __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens Last edited by LJ; 12-12-2007 at 09:25 PM. Reason: dropped an e

12-12-2007, 08:26 PM	#161
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	That has to be one of the best disclaimers EVAAARRRRRR

12-12-2007, 10:55 PM	#162
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Agreed. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-13-2007, 08:58 AM	#163
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	My gift was ordered yesterday, has been processed, and should arrive on my recipients doorstep in 6-10 business days. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

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