Phobic NYE

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In case any dwellars are interested, Phobic is playing a new year's eve gig. Street Road Bar n Grill, 3631 Street Road, Bensalem.

Tickets for this thing are $25. On the other hand if you asked me nicely I could surely get something knocked off that price... whatever amount would convince you to come out, really.

You know you deserve to spend your NYE in a working-class tavern... whose business is off since the opening of the Hooters next door... and the slots casino down the road. They have a nice-sized stage and dance floor situation, with tables where people eat fried shrimp and Buds and/or Bus Lights. There are pool tables, lots of parking, and the bathrooms are relatively clean for places like this.

Aw hell, I don't sell it too much, but you could do a lot worse and you probably have. It's dumb to sit at home and moan on NYE. It's dumb to just watch it on TV. Why not throw back a few Buds and/or Bud Lights this holiday season, while watching an above-average cover band with a heart and a really good bassist? Nobody is judging you, and besides, I will do my god-damnest to make it safe for you to move your booty. I mean I will play the shit out of it. For you.

I hereby apologize for this spamming, but you can take the thread wherever you like. It's my life, and you are invited.