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Old 11-07-2007, 11:37 PM   #1
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ah, but see that is the key Ibram - rival schools. don't you kids watch any movies from the '80's anymore?

you need to find a way to befriend a good girl from that school, like right now. friend, not girlfriend, not fuckbuddy. why? 1) because if all else fails you will have at least one new friend, 2) because if you are a good guy and you are a good friend to her, she will inevitably introduce you to her circle of friends from that school. then you have the chance to be the slightly eccentric, but genuine, american guy. dude rival school hookups rule. most of the girls will cautiously watch you while they try to figure out if you're just another guy looking for a shag. don't take the low lying fruit, be a good guy. within a month or two the guys from that school will be split into two camps, both work in your favor: 1) dumbass knuckledraggers who will look down on you and call you "fag". their girls may laugh at first but when they see you react with relaxed maturity, they will think again and you will be moved into the 'intriguing" column, 2) the other camp will recognize your most excellent character and welcome you in as a friend and you will get to interact with them and their girlfriends. their girlfriends have girlfriends.

live life man, you're young and it is in the palm of your hand. you get to be the eccentric american if you want it.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:47 PM   #2
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you're young
Not try to bust yer chops, but according to yer profile, yer younger than me. :p
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:58 PM   #3
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yeah, and ib's still young enough to be my kid. my friend's daughter plays on our soccer team and he's 6 months younger than me.
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