I wish I could...

[smurfalicious]

fly.
have a penis.
have smaller feet.
see entire the world.
make everyone i love happy.
rid humanity of inherently evil people.
shoot the cunts that think they own the road.
own a harley. now.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by smurfalicious

fly.
have a penis.
have smaller feet.
see entire the world.
make everyone i love happy.
rid humanity of inherently evil people.
shoot the cunts that think they own the road.
own a harley. now.

You're pretty easy to please.

fly................ Easy. Flying twice, that's the tricky part.

have a penis....... :checks profile: I'll lend you mine.

have smaller feet. ...... CHOP CHOP done.

see entire the world. ..... Go outside. Look down. That's it. Turn it over if you want to see the other side.

make everyone i love happy. .... stop loving anyone.

rid humanity of inherently evil people. ... easiest way would be to destroy all life on earth ... we'd sure be rid of them then. (EDIT: See Dings' comments.)

shoot the cunts that think they own the road. ... You can right now. Getting away with it ... harder.

own a harley. now. ... how bad do you want it? $$$

Good luck...

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

have a penis....... :checks profile: I'll lend you mine.


Good luck...

Cool, does it come with the standard bigger paycheck? :p

[Dingleschmutz]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Cool, does it come with the standard bigger paycheck? :p

Not here, unfortunately. It does give you immunity to Grey's Anatomy though.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Cool, does it come with the standard bigger paycheck? :p

Ans 1. Well it has never come that way before but I suppose I could try ...
Ans 2. If that ever comes out I'm going straight to the doctor. No, the bank.
Ans 3. Nope, just two balls and the option of a tick attachment.
Ans 4. :checks bank account: apparently not.

I suppose I should have said share rather than lend.