Five word movie reviews

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Originally posted by Rogue Winter
The Grinch: Joanne Worley in Warner cartoon.
You Can Count on Me: Stoner, uptight sis patch relationship.
Hannibal: Soylent Green? Mere junk food!
O Brother, Where art Thou?: Hick Odysseus with golden pipes.

Can I do movies I haven't seen, based on the trailers?

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Indiana Jones Made In China
Erin Brockovich: Overrated anticapitalist Julia Roberts vehicle
Valentine: Horror finally returns after Scream
Sweet November: Girl cute, premise stupid, BAD

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art hazy, soggy, and in need of a strong breeze.

Wasn't the original mean enough to summer? (not to mention self-congratulatory; old Bill was really full of himself)