Bruises

Sundae · 10-14-2007, 04:09 AM

Razz - mine are from weight gain over the years, but I got my first in my teens when I was uber-fit and my skin was at its most elastic - the puberty fairy came overnight for me too.

Stretch marks, like cellulite, are simply part of being a woman and no-one should ever be ashamed that real life doesn't come with an airbrush.

ZenGum · 10-14-2007, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

SNIP - the puberty fairy came overnight for me too.
SNIP

Just reminded me, did anyone else get, about 2 or 3 months ago, a wave of spam, advertising penis enlargement stuff, with the title "GET A VISIT FROM THE BIG DICK FAIRY"???

I can think of several interpretations, and I'm not too keen on any of them. Some less so:

A (Timid) "But ... who are you?"
B (Gruff) "I'm the big dick fairy. Roll over!"

We all hate spam but at least they had a sense of humour about it.

Gravdigr · 05-24-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

"GET A VISIT FROM THE BIG DICK FAIRY"???

I can think of several interpretations, and I'm not too keen on any of them. Some less so:

A (Timid) "But ... who are you?"
B (Gruff) "I'm the big dick fairy. Roll over!"

That, reminded me of this:

Meet Big Dick Blacque:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzfRaQUHpXQ

10-14-2007, 04:09 AM	#1
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