Weird Loo Behavior....

SteveDallas · 09-13-2007, 12:12 AM

Will I be sorry if I ask how you know so much about the bathroom habits of your male cow-orkers?

monster · 09-13-2007, 12:28 AM

Is bogan pronounced bog-ann or boe-gan?

1) I prefer to crap at home (sometimes I even use the loo), but if needs be i'll plaster the seat with paper and poop in public.

2) Yes, I mind. I like to save the really noisy ones for comic effect and they don't happen too often, so I get annoyed if I waste one....

3) No, I deliberately pee noisily to assert my non-feminineness. plus I don't sit, which makes the quiet option likely to result in a mopping-up operation....

4) probably. But not mine. Do you have any cow orkers who make straining noises? Is reading matter provided by the management? Any flushophobes on staff?

5) no, i have enough problems with my children peeing in their beds.

DucksNuts · 09-13-2007, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9th Engineer

The entire post is just cover for your real question snuck in at the end, isn't it?

Have you ever noticed me shirk away from the TMI questions before?

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Will I be sorry if I ask how you know so much about the bathroom habits of your male cow-orkers?

You may....lets see.

09-13-2007, 12:28 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Is bogan pronounced bog-ann or boe-gan? 1) I prefer to crap at home (sometimes I even use the loo), but if needs be i'll plaster the seat with paper and poop in public. 2) Yes, I mind. I like to save the really noisy ones for comic effect and they don't happen too often, so I get annoyed if I waste one.... 3) No, I deliberately pee noisily to assert my non-feminineness. plus I don't sit, which makes the quiet option likely to result in a mopping-up operation.... 4) probably. But not mine. Do you have any cow orkers who make straining noises? Is reading matter provided by the management? Any flushophobes on staff? 5) no, i have enough problems with my children peeing in their beds. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Will I be sorry if I ask how you know so much about the bathroom habits of your male cow-orkers?

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