Need translation

[yesman065]

Babelfish gave this translation:

There is so terribly many sad and senseless websites. Here times only one example: http://marvin.de and only so little not professional sides, which have a sense and these to also fulfill. Here times only one example: http://maltekeil.de nevertheless now I found a side, for which there is a reason. And this put goal fulfills. In unequalled elegance, as I find, without schnickschnack. Convinces you: http://whalepenis.org, now I believe again in the InterNet! Now I am again proud to have to it part!

[DucksNuts]

Hmmm...


schnickschnack, is a retort used to demonstrate the fact that you think someone is over stating something and should get the fuck over themselves.

...."wow, thats big!"......"pfff, schnickschack, its just average".

From my limited German, this is the gist I get....


There are so many sad and pointless websites.

Here is only one example: http: //marvin.de and only so few non professional sites which have a purpose and also fulfil this (purpose).
Here is one example: http: //maltekeil.de, nevertheless, now I have found a site for which there is a reason. And it fulfils its selfput purpose.

In unequalled elegance, as I find, without schnickschnack.

Here persuade yourselves: http: // whalepenis.org

Yes, now I believe again in the Internet!!

[Elspode]

Syc. Dude. Whalepenis dot org has impressed the Germans! Seig fuckin' heil, man.