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[Sundae]

I am prepared to sell my used knickers.

They have a number of uses:

• wash them and give them to the woman in your life
• furtively inhale my musky scent and imagine you're in my overheated bedroom
• leave them on the backseat of your car as the first move towards a divorce
• use as a generous parachute for your child's action toys

Forget Japanese schoolgirl panties - these are bigger and therefore better.

Winning bid includes a free soapy tit massage.
Collection only.