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Old 06-08-2007, 11:15 AM   #1
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I'd have to disarm her first. There will be no whipping, from anyone. The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:59 PM   #2
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I'd have to disarm her first. There will be no whipping, from anyone. The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.
You seen that American commercial where this guy wakes up and looks at the woman he is sleeping next to? Then he is like and silently tip toes out of bed only to see a picture of him and his kids, and then another one of him and the woman on their wedding day. Hah, pretty hilarious. Forgot what the commercial was for though.
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:59 PM   #3
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The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.
But what if she doesn't swallow?
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