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View Poll Results: Ladies, which do you like better?
The Tongue 4 30.77%
The Penis 9 69.23%
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:23 PM   #1
LabRat
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If my SO was in a terrible accident, and lost the use of one or the other for sexual purposes, I would much more greatly long for the intimate pleasures of his penis than his tongue.

If we're not talking sexually, I would much more miss conversing with him, than cleaning pee off of the floor. And toilet basin. And garbage can. Good god man, sit down in the middle of the night!!
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Old 06-06-2007, 12:32 PM   #2
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Good god man, sit down in the middle of the night!!
I just sprayed water out my nose.

That is precisely why I got my man this.
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