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Old 05-30-2007, 03:36 PM   #1
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A Buddhist went to a Pizza-Hut. When asked by the waiter what he wanted, he smiled and said "Make me one with everything!"
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Old 05-31-2007, 08:30 AM   #2
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A Buddhist went to a Pizza-Hut. When asked by the waiter what he wanted, he smiled and said "Make me one with everything!"
Phil here's the version I heard:

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor, hands him a $5 and asks, "make me one with everything"; the hotdog vendor gives him his hotdog and when the Buddhist asks for his change the vendor replies "change comes from within."
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:00 AM   #3
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Phil here's the version I heard:

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor, hands him a $5 and asks, "make me one with everything"; the hotdog vendor gives him his hotdog and when the Buddhist asks for his change the vendor replies "change comes from within."
i like that one better.
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