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Old 05-28-2007, 02:18 PM   #11
Sundae
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What's grey, sits in the corner and takes the piss out of people?
A dialysis machine.

What's blue and fucks old ladies?
Hypothermia.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs smoking?
Stephen Hawking in a house-fire.
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